Sarah Mumper

[Sarah Mumper @SarMump]

@MikeMumper Not homesick at all....

[Sarah Mumper @SarMump]

@SouthwestAir "bags fly free" is great and all but not when you rip my barely used suitcase. #thanksfornothing

[Sarah Mumper @SarMump]

@HSmith201 cool and fool. High quality rhymes #soberupbro

[Sarah Mumper @SarMump]

@HEELrob I'm watching this game, got on twitter because I knew you'd say something about it #numberonefan but forreal dude has skills!

[Sarah Mumper @SarMump]

@HSmith201 love youuuuuuu

[Sarah Mumper @SarMump]

"I can't deal with crying bitches" how @HSmith201 responds to teen mom #shesnotthatmean #hater

[Sarah Mumper @SarMump]

"I filled the vodka to here" "it's rum" "rum is gooooood though....." #shessosmart #slightlydrunk @HSmith201

[Sarah Mumper @SarMump]

@HSmith201 I love talking to you on viber... #stepupbro

[Sarah Mumper @SarMump]

@HSmith201 "oh I do follow him" #awkward #tweetingyouallday

[Sarah Mumper @SarMump]

@HSmith201 I never know how to put sashes on #closeproximitytweets #tosh

[Sarah Mumper @SarMump]

@HSmith201 <----- clearly jealous I made my drinks stronger #haterade #toosober

[Sarah Mumper @SarMump]

Obviously a day behind but holy freaking crap #TheWalkingDead is out of control.

[Sarah Mumper @SarMump]

St Patricks hangover day 2. #thestruggleisreal

[Sarah Mumper @SarMump]

@HSmith201 only because I actually wanted stab my eyes out at work today #worksucks

[Sarah Mumper @SarMump]

Ready for a change.. #5moremonths

[Sarah Mumper @SarMump]

Jerry, ya gotta see the baaaabbyyy #classic

[Sarah Mumper @SarMump]

Everyday is a struggle, but I'd be more concerned if it was easy #toughstuff

[Sarah Mumper @SarMump]

@AnnaKendrick47 's tweets are honestly THE funniest ever. I've said it before, I'll say it again; I just want to be best friends #besties

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

So, there's NO existing service that rents puppies to people with hangovers? America, you have failed me.

[Sarah Mumper @SarMump]

Pretty sure pink is one of the most underrated singers ever #amazing #Oscars