Assume everything that I have ever said or done to be a very bad joke, but a serious one at that. Also please do not hold me legally responsible for my actions.
In the name of Allah, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful
The Islamic Resistance Movement announces that Tuesday shall be, God willing, the Day of the Power Plants and the Day of the Bridges — combined into a single day of reckoning upon the lands of the Persians. There shall be nothing like it, and the world shall bear witness.
Open the Strait, O depraved ones, or you shall dwell in the fire of Jahannam — WATCH AND SEE!
All praise belongs to Allah, Lord of the Worlds.
— Abu Dawud al-Turumbi, Commander of the Faithful and President of the Believers
Regrettably Iran’s commitment to the tenets of Islam means they cannot deploy the most destructive anti Marine weapon - the high interest financing plan
@myticalcat@Nep_Draws As someone who still plays FGO, I consider that a wise decision. Unfortunately, as the 10th anniversary of the first time I played the game rolls around, the sunk cost fallacy is pushing me ahead with its raw momentum.
@dp051601@RupprechtDeino If it's like old battleships seaplanes, they'll just have it float on the sea's surface and then pick it up with a crane on the ship.