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creative direction with a side of copywriting

she/her/hers

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And repeat.

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@MikeStandish Fart noise.

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@wudanyan Jenny Jimenez is the best around https://t.co/M7f0eM4qSz

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Stay fresh, cheese bags. #RIPTwitter

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@Natasha_Elwin Wow. Yeah. I feel like you've been through a rebrand

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@MikeStandish I don’t think this rule applies to all strawberries.

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@MikeStandish Oh. https://t.co/ZAXA5eIHv5

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Summer in Seattle doesn’t start until the 5th of Never

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Top Gun: You’ve Lost That Ability to Resolve Interpersonal Conflict Without Risking Lives to Blow Some Vague Enemy’s Shit Up Feeling

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Top Gun: Bird Strike

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Top Gun: White Men Can’t Communicate

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@joshc I think his Furry 5K speech speech was longer.

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And yet the @GOP says they're pro-life. #EnoughIsEnough

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There are so many funds in dire need of support. Even if your donation is small, setting up consistent monthly donations is a great way to help these organizations survive in the coming months https://t.co/WHkW9nPFwa