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Outwit, Outplay, Outsass.

[🍉🧃 @Sasseena]

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[Kevín @KevOnStage]

This is hilarious! Been crying laughing for hours at it.

[sickoftheRARA @backshotbullyfr]

The shit that tobeys spidey was dealing with was fucking ridiculous

[🍉🧃 @Sasseena]

@Diamondsupply_ I have found my people!

[Diamond @Diamondsupply_]

I fuck with the avengers but this x men shit really means something to me!! 😭

[michael hess @mchlhess]

Friend making $20/hr as a server: “Don't worry, bro, this one's on me, and you'll get the next”

Friend making $470k as a senior software engineer: “Can you Venmo me $9.62 for your share of the Uber ride?”

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing thier gov has been illegally taxing them for over a year and billionaires are getting the refund instead of the customers

[mus @_seamusharvey]

"you gotta see the odyssey in imax 70mm"

i will be watching it in 3-5 months on the back of a Delta seat, thx

[malu @meowletty]

these ghost kitchens on doordash gotta stop i almost ordered wings from a gas station

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

The more you know.

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

"I'm here for the $29.99 oil change."

"Great. That'll be $75.80."

[fresils @iFresils]

your death is way more guaranteed than your wedding day. so instead of looking for the love of your life, start living your life with love.

[🍉🧃 @Sasseena]

I know the weather doesn't know weekends from weekdays but this is ridiculous

[𝕗𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕒 ⋆⸜ ✮ aniyafc @fatouyoomi]

this is why it’s so important to watch with ur phone down cause dylan said that and carl shut him down… #loveislandusa

[shadon @pvrekhs]

jen has to be one of the floppiest bombshells of all time how do you get cut off by a casa boy you brought into the villa for yourself

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I’m constantly astonished that billionaires would rather ignore the climate crisis and prepare to live in a bunker with dvds and baked beans than devote a modicum of their bottomless wealth to saving the planet where we have fresh fruit and soft grass and blue skies.

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

America bombed their homeland and then forced them to camp at Tijuana and travel 5 hours just to get to their match.

This is discrimination. THIS IS DISCRIMINATION!!!!!!!!!

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

why do billionaires care if they lose all their money ?? they'll just make it back with their superhuman work ethic, right ??

[👨🏾‍💻 @soIodown]

they worked me like a slave today. my phone is still at 74%

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

FIFA rejecting Haiti’s jersey’s for being “too political” while allowing Israel to play, & the US to host World Cup (while denying visas, restricting entrance, banning Iranian players from staying in country) is a selective, targeted invocation of their “neutrality” policies.