Massimo

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[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

POV: you're a bread crumb in New York

[Salty Phish @SaltyPhish]

5 people broke $100k in this stadium game 💀

[Massimo @Sassimo_]

I CAN NOT believe I had the HONOR to heal alongside @SaltyPhish in what was an INSANE stadium match....

[bug girl @buggirl]

the united states if all the christians disappeared tomorrow

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

So right-wing podcasters have free speech. But left-wing comedians who quote the right-wing podcasters do not.

Got it.

[izzy @spidermannwh]

the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn

[Moris @morisdreadvale]

Lol i think it’s appropriate now

[Sunsun Girly @sunsungirly]

Trump’s own words in a 3rd graders voice🤣

[Chris Hardman ⚡️ Sauna King @chrishardman]

“Stop eating out.”
“Use a flip phone.”
“Buy a 1996 Corolla.”

Brother, my parents bought a house for $90k when gas was 80 cents and college cost $4. I’m out here bidding against Blackrock and Chinese hedge funds for a 900 sq ft shack next to a freeway.

[middleclassparty @middle_class_us]

Older generations say “we all struggled in our 20s.”

No, you didn’t.

You didn’t pay $2,200 for rent and $7 for eggs.

You didn’t graduate into $50K student debt and $0 job security.

Gen Z isn’t dramatic.

They’re drowning.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Good morning and Happy Thursday to everyone who LOVES the way the South Park guys absolutely cooked trump in their test season premiere, he is going to HATE the accurate size depiction of his tiny member.

Be a shame if everyone retweeted this.

[Massimo @Sassimo_]

Love this! They nailed it right on the head! Lmfao @WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump congratulations, you have to live with this being your image for the rest of your life clown! Honk honk

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: South Park targets President Trump over the Epstein files in their new episode, puts him in bed with Satan.

The episode comes as South Park has just reportedly agreed to a 5 year, 50 episode, $1.5 billion deal with Paramount.

“The Epstein list? Are we still talking about that?” South Park Trump was heard saying in the clip.

[Jean-Claude Damn Van™ @ChaosAgent_42]

Trump and the MAGA cult today:

[Pokémon Daily Post💫 @PokeDailyPost]

I'm a really fan of the pokémon lids in Japan 🇯🇵

[Michelle @Michell33650674]

I don't know about YOU, but to ME, imprisoning the entire Trump Regime, ICE agents, GOP members of Congress, and conservative Supreme Court Justices in ALLIGATOR AUSCHWITZ for an unspecified period of time would just FEEL SO RIGHT. A little TASTE OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE.