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Yet another day of being gay, in theory, and not in practice

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The way I literally just saw someone using Grok in the replies, in real time, essentially going “but why?” after every response it gave explaining a topic instead of just, like, thinking about it for a minute. Oof

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Hey so I don’t think something should be labeled “microwave safe” if 2 minutes in the microwave can make it so hot it can burn your fingers. Like, sure the MICROWAVE is safe but I AM NOT!

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I’m the kinda accident prone to twist my ankle an hour after my final PT session for a foot/leg issue in that same foot

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Now why I get the type of ADHD where I forget where I put my phone and then find it in my desk-side trash can

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It’s the way I could potentially have lost family but can’t get confirmation because we haven’t been able to reach anyone since it started

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Happy Super Bowl Sunday to those that celebrate

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Oof just went on a 15 minute non-stop voice memo rant. Sometimes it’s just good to vent.

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Found out the most commonly utilized gender neutral term for niece/nephew is “nibling” recently and I want to know why we couldn’t come up with a better word.

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Damn, I was just recording a voice memo of something I want to remember so I don’t forget for later, finished what I needed to say and then caught myself on the recording getting distracted and then forgetting what it is I wanted to remember for later. Oh wow. 🙂‍↔️

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And she apparently has been saying it to the women she plays tennis with too??????!???

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Now why did I just hear my mom say “6-7”

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Am I an empath or just emotionally unstable?

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Semantics saves lives

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Let’s bring back using the word “conniption.”

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Purple is blue-coded. Orange is red-coded. Green isn’t coded either way. I don’t make the rules

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Tbt to when an iTunes gift card (throwback in itself) was an appropriate gift to give people.

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Okay yeah no so why did this YouTube video just start playing AI translated audio instead of automatically playing the original non-English audio?

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Ya boy FINALLY was able to place a preorder for the Switch 2

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@dinky_shrew They seemed to have thrown some of it up but some of it was still there, which I have collected what was left as evidence and to get tested.

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WHOEVER THE FUCK POISONED MY PARENTS DOGS…YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED

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@dinky_shrew NO! They’ve been super aggressive and LITERALLY at each other’s necks ALL DAY! They’ve NEVER fought. We just now found some raw beef or fish IN OUR BACKYARD. They likely ate it when they went out in the morning and have been irritable, anxious and aggressive all day.