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✨i found peace now my influence is catastrophic✨ @qveenherby always gets me hyped af in the mornings! 💋

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The amount of alcohol consumed before noon is honestly impressive.

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Watching #PumpRules for the first time (currently on S4E13). Here are my completely uneducated, unspoiled thoughts so far. 🧵

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These people are all sleeping with each other like they’re trapped in a high school with 25 students. 😭😭😭

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Why does every conversation somehow end with someone screaming in the alley behind SUR ?

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Lisa Vanderpump could convince me to confess to crimes I didn’t commit just by calling me “darling.” 😂😂😂

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Scheana desperately wants everyone to like her, which somehow makes everyone like her less.

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Katie is either completely reasonable or absolutely miserable. There is no in-between.

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Schwartz has weaponized being a golden retriever. Everyone forgives him because he says “Bubba 🥺” and looks confused.

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Tom Sandoval gives off “I’m actually a really good guy” energy 24/7, which immediately makes me suspicious.

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Kristen is simultaneously the most exhausting person alive and the greatest reality TV casting decision Bravo has ever made.

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Jax is genuinely one of the most fascinating reality TV villains I’ve ever watched because he’ll lie about something… while standing next to someone who literally witnessed it.

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@stassi walked so every “chronically online, emotionally self-aware but also toxic” reality TV girl could run. I understand the hype. I also understand why everyone wanted to strangle her.

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Trinity + Bryce 4evR <3
#LoveIslandUSA

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Kenzie after losing all men bc of her lustful rage splitting ass #KenzieLoveIsland #LoveIsland #loveislandusa

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[۟ @fendimogul]

pulling aniya for a chat and then wanting her to initiate the conversation/argument. kc you are one of the most bitch made male islanders in love island history

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Bryce said fuck that love island lingo im 30, u my girlfriend!!!!

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Unpopular opinion: 2019 is to gen Z what 2016 was to millennials