Sassy Pacha

This is the Twitter profile I use to get in arguments with idiots on the internet

[x - mar // @marsaitl]

relocated every nhl team to the geography terms map

[Sassy Pacha @Sassy_Pacha]

If we lose this series I'm going to blame that long backwards pass the Wild do when leaving our zone on the PP. Like what is the fucking point of that #MINvsDAL

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Glad Crowder clarified several times that the divorce wasn't his kids' fault. Everyone watching was thinking, "I bet this is Steven Crowder's kids' fault."

[taylor @nhltaylor]

could u imagine saying this guy is one of your favourite nhl players? lucky for me i don’t have to imagine because

[Sassy Pacha @Sassy_Pacha]

Stars fans yelling "sTaRs" every time the word comes up in the national anthem #MINvsDAL

[Charlie Berens @CharlieBerens]

Breaking News: Rodgers breaks Favre's record for longest Midwest Goodbye

[kyle @Ky1eLong]

Real bears fans will root for Aaron rodgers to do well in New York because packers fans will hate watching that

[Alex Micheletti @AlexMicheletti]

"I was watching hockey on TBS I'm not gonna lie. This game is boring as hell." Charles Barkley, confirmed Hockey guy

[Caylee @2kaRask]

men watching their friend get rejected from across the bar

[Brett Marshall @B_Marsh92]

Refs gave Dallas two free goals. Fuck right off

[Brett Marshall @B_Marsh92]

That’s some of the worse all-around officiating I’ve seen all year. And that’s saying something. Just terrible calls on both teams.

Dumb that this series is coming to the Ref Show special teams because they can’t call the rulebook properly.

[Michael Russo @RussoHockey]

This was called tripping

[Minny Hockey @MinnyHockey]

W

#mnwild

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Me and the boys deciding whether to stick to beer or switch to liquor

[Sassy Pacha @Sassy_Pacha]

@brendan905 Trying figure out why a country band would need two bass drums 🧐

[Paul Charchian @PaulCharchian]

NHL exec: "Sure, we're an afterthought among the four big men's sports, but we have our core fans."

Other exec: "And for them, we'll schedule playoff games to end at 1:00am local time on a work night!"

NHL exec: "Brilliant! Raises for everyone!"

[Michael Russo @RussoHockey]

@DalHockeyFans Kinda cute that the largest Dallas stars fan page on social media has 1400 followers. I can find that many in my couch cushion

[Sassy Pacha @Sassy_Pacha]

@bozzmayne @patmick2626 Sure bud. Maybe do us all a favor and delete the Twitter app from your phone.

[Sassy Pacha @Sassy_Pacha]

@SaadYousuf126 Do you have a proposal on how to change the rules to prevent results like this, or are you just here to whine and complain?