Sassy Potato

[Sassy Potato @Sassy_Potato1]

when your lipstick costs $48 u can't afford to be kissing fuckboys

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ctrl alt delete feelings

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If we're not on good terms by December 31st you're being left in 2015

[DontGoogle @Dont_Google]

#DontGoogle Any medicle symptom... You're either pregnant or have cancer

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When your #bae won't text you back http://t.co/AXnWuyZRXq

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When #bae kisses you on the cheek

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When someone flirts with #Bae http://t.co/aFYFAUhNVd

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When you wake up the next morning and the one you brought home went from a 9 to a 4 http://t.co/cQ0E4VcgpR

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@BaeDaiIy You're welcome for that tweet ;)

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When you mad at #Bae and they try to make nice with you http://t.co/wLEpJgXP9d

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When you're made at #Bae but they ask if you're hungry

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When you been away from #bae for too long http://t.co/3hAzvgMKt6

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When you're flirting with #bae and say somthn' stupid http://t.co/mi7qvKc6oY

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When you catch #bae in a lie

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When you see #bae and they lookin good http://t.co/AEhErAP4fb

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When you and your #bae double up on throwing shade. http://t.co/KG4xMT8Qib

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When #bae tells you they have to leave http://t.co/fdUarOoXkk

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When #Bae texts you a ;) http://t.co/WkDZ6Wx3jx

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When someone tries to hit on #bae

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When #Bae says what a good FRIEND you are. #Friendzone http://t.co/0bV1ae7lgH