Ro

Kids say the damnedest things. When that kid is a "precocious, sassified 14yo” those things are often sassy and/or profound. So I present to you, my SassyG.

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Me (exasperated): You're not my favorite person right now.

Gretchen: I don't care, I know you love me anyway.

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I want to dress like a @taylorswift13 song.

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Oh no! The flip-flop broke. It’ll no long flip when it flops.

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@chandlerriggs I love the haircut, mullet and All! Thank you for letting us watch you grow up on #WalkingDead it’s been a joy to watch your star rise!

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It’s just me raging, don’t worry.

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Time-Traveling Drunk Man Says He Was Sent From Year 2048 to Warn of Alien Invasion https://t.co/IVdJZBusis

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In a commandeered truck, Marine veteran drives dozens of Las Vegas shooting victims to a hospital - LA Times https://t.co/E0kaAhM0DS

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So today was all about fabricating. "I need duct tape."
"You gotta use all your resources."
"And finally, for looks...some books."

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Something's never change....
#KidsAndBoxes

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More makeup play from the kiddo.

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#NewProfilePic

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G produced her first special eff Ct makeup tonight, ala @FaceOffSYFY @roywooleyFX inspires her!

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No eggs in the bathtub.

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Watching @FaceOffSYFY #JourneyIntoFear and G is fascinated by the #GhostGirl. She says she really wants to know her story! @glenn_hetrick

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Upon learning how earthquakes are measured and how strong they can get: I'm gonna need more #DuckTape

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All puns are horrible...but their funny!

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"I had a dream that you two were dating. That was a nightmare to me." - G re me and @blakeshelton #notfair

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I'm joining a server with a better mom and no unicorns. Re: #ROBLOX

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I mean, everyone wants to see a unicorn with a fluffy bunny tail.

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"Roro, I made the biggest mistake in the world!" Thankfully this pronouncement is in regards to a #Minecraft 🌎 and not reality.