Sassyish

The Bermuda Triangle of moral compasses.

[C O U R T N E Y @icourtneycries]

yeah, sex is great and all but have you heard an entire arena boo a shitty president with their whole chest?

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Remember 90% of the people supporting Trump online, are pedos, the other 10% are bots.

[Sassyish @Sassyish]

It must be tiring to be so pious.

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

i hope klay thompson’s bum ass has the time of his life fending off thousands of hexes from etsy witches

[♡🦇 @sadhotgirI]

klay there is genuinely nowhere you can hide trust you will be dealt with

[Fck_Yaya🎧✍️🏾 @FckYaya]

On the bright side of things….Megan left Klay the same way she came in:

🔊Rich
🔊Successful
🔊NO KIDS!!!!

[Sassyish @Sassyish]

Why is anyone shocked about Geno? This has ALWAYS been who Geno Auriemma is going back 20 years. The misogyny he holds despite being a women’s BB coach is crazy.

[Sassyish @Sassyish]

Huda: THERAPY AND A DAMN GOOD PSYCHIATRIST.

[Sassyish @Sassyish]

@symply_kimm April 4th court date, but go off sis. The texts were honestly worse than I thought they could be. Holy hell.

[Sassyish @Sassyish]

@itstruthbitch1 @TMZ Well, we’re 24 hours into tour thought experiment. Yikes.

[Sassyish @Sassyish]

Never been in a scenario where a dress with a slutty open back can turn the tides of a situation, but hot damn, I’m two for two.

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

Here’s my takeaway from the State of the Union:

NPR reports that the DOJ has “withheld” documents that include allegations that Donald “sexually abused a minor.”

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Why would I watch the State of the Union?
I already know the state of the union. It’s not fucking good.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I’ll save you some time on the State of the Union:

• It’s Joe Biden’s fault
• Transgender for everyone
• Prescription drugs down 1500%
• Tariffs are making us rich
• Border invasion
• We are the hottest country in the world
• Canada = 51st state
• Some gibberish
• Something about Greenland
• Nobody’s ever seen anything like it
• Fake news
• Still Joe Biden’s fault
• Witch hunt
• Rigged election
• I know more about everything than anybody
• More gibberish
• Greatest economy ever

Am I missing anything?

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

The State of the Union will be delivered by a child rapist

[Sassyish @Sassyish]

@NESpower Soooo, every neighborhood in the major metro area except downtown. Cool, cool.

[Sassyish @Sassyish]

@D4pp3rD4n @NESpower According to them, they were “fully staffed”two days ago with 120 linemen for the entire metro Nashville area.

[Sassyish @Sassyish]

@NESpower How do you call yourselves “fully staffed” two days ago with only 120 lineworkers for the entire metro Nashville area even though we’ve known this was coming for over a week? Only 120 for a major city projected to be in the direct impact zone of a storm is wildly unprepared

[Sassyish @Sassyish]

@NESpower How do you call yourselves “fully staffed” two days ago with 120 line workers for the entire metro Nashville area even though we’ve known this was coming for over a week? Only 120 for a major city projected to be in direct impact zone of a major storm is wildly unprepared.

[Sassyish @Sassyish]

@roderickaugustx @NESpower Right. They were saying they were “fully staffed at 120 line workers” 2 days ago. 120 for the entire metro area and they’d known this was coming for over a week.