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✏️•📸 •❤️⚾️•🍀•♠️🏳️‍🌈•📚•👟💜•🦅• Get Starbucks, go to therapy

[🍎(she/they) @SassyLeftyMess]

Am finally saying screw the annoying logistics and getting to the gym before work and it feels so good. I regret not pulling this aspect of my life together sooner 🤣

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Honestly, I think "signature look" is my favorite spirit day that we've ever had at this school.

[converse, run leggings, concert tee, marathon jacket, big bright earrings]

Super curious to see how my students come in!

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Encountering crime scene tape & numerous police officers unexpectedly is not what my mental health needed today 😬

Thankful it's just part of my commute, not at home or at school.

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Sometimes I consider minding my own business, then I realize a club of 3rd and 4th graders are about to be unintentionally given coffee 😬

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@ItsMeItsBee Just in case you were looking away from the screen during this beauty

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@ItsMeItsBee Can't wait to rage watch tomorrow's press conference. This does not save the season 🤷‍♀️

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@ItsMeItsBee The wayyy this news had the audacity to break when I was offline at a trivia night. I am SHOOK.

It's also disgusting that the pitching coach is who got to stay. Like they are also not consistently doing their jobs 🙃

This is so much cleaning house on Cora & his folks.

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Okay how do you make your body quit ejecting earrings?!

My whole life I've occasionally lost earrings even when wearing backs but the frequency has escalated this winter.

It happens with hoops, dangles, posts. Often the back is still affixed to the back of my ear!

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@ItsMeItsBee My 8pm nap & 9:30pm celcius certainly resemble this remark 🤣

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Is it even NYE if you don't post reflectively about the year that's closing?

2025: I went new places, and did new-to-me things in old places. I met new people, and knew people differently. I became an auntie & returned to being a classroom teacher.
2026: TBD!

[🍎(she/they) @SassyLeftyMess]

I finally got this year's flu & covid shots and most years the only major side effect I get is arm soreness for like 3 days... but this year's batch seems to have also killed my appetite and I'm just hoping it's not a precursor to feeling like trash tomorrow.

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My absolute best adulting life-hack is that if you don't care about the NFL the best time to do your in-store grocery shopping is when your local team is playing.

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Whenever I try to get off Starbucks I remember that 1) I still have unspent gift cards 2) they now have protein lattes

I'm not saying it's acceptable to settle for having vices, but I could have picked a worse one!!!

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I just need ya'll to know that we had an early release today (shortly after lunch) to get to break and I somehow had 100% student attendance.

I was the only room in the building with 100%

🤣🤣🤣

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Of course the only rational response to a delayed train is buying snacks. But the way I had to show up in person to find out we had a delay is eating at meeee.

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It's alway hurt my brain that medicine commercials have to tell you not to take it if you're allergic to *the literal medicine the commercial is for* but equally WTF are the podcast ads informing folks that driving high risks a DUI... like is this genuinely not public knowledge?!

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My teaching partner did an ice cream party on Friday and I'm just like... you realize we still have a day and half right?!

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Every time I try to come back on here I just get re-frustrated that no matter what version I'm on I only see outdated content. "For you" is showing me stuff a day old & "following" is 2-3 days 🙄

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I had to buy backup Christmas gifts today, because we have a 3 present norm in my family & one of my online orders hasn't updated since I placed it (Dec 15, which was when their website said was the last day to order for holiday shipping)

🙃

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I'm so stressed about wtf the weather is trying to do on Tuesday that I'm booking a backup train ticket all the way to NYC.