Sassy Sidious

And now, you will face the full sass of my fully operational Twitter Account! #StarWars (Parody)

[Sassy Sidious @SassySidious]

Execute order 66

[Sassy Sidious @SassySidious]

#FollowFriday

@SadStormtroope3 @sassmaster_r2 @HarshPhasma @ALittleReyspect @LeaderSn0ke @SuprLeaderSnoke @ReyLastName @DookuTyranus @ADarkSuccessor

[Sassy Sidious @SassySidious]

#MusicTaughtMe even the dumbest movies can be epic given the right song.

[Sassy Sidious @SassySidious]

Kylo: Mom, I am finally famous for something!

Leia: That's great honey! What is it?

Kylo: For wearing my pants all the way up, past my navel.

Leia: ...

Kylo: While shirtless.

#KyloRenChallenge

[Sassy Sidious @SassySidious]

Also I am disgusted that my apprentice @Darth_VaderNo1 is attending despite the fact that he is also dead. #StopTheHate

[Sassy Sidious @SassySidious]

I am boycotting the #GoldenGlobes because I was not nominated for anything just because I am dead. How dare they be so Aliveist!

[Sassy Sidious @SassySidious]

Who was in charge of this?

[Independent Rey @ReyLastName]

Luke Skywalker and Master Yoda training. Circa 3 ABY (colourised)

[Sassy Sidious @SassySidious]

#MoviesWithACold
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sick.

[Sassy Sidious @SassySidious]

#RelationshipsAreHardCuz you have to actually be kind to your significant other and I just don't think I am capable of such evil.

[Sassy Sidious @SassySidious]

Someone mentions one of my apprentices.

Me:

[Independent Rey @ReyLastName]

#FollowFriday #FF to my Star Wars Pals!!

@DisappointedSon @IAmRey__ @SassyFishNun @SassySidious @ALittleReyspect @HeyItsRey1 @sassmaster_r2 @Finnbigdeal

[Sassy Sidious @SassySidious]

Literally tho. https://t.co/Q4WGOtgyWb

[Rey @IAmRey__]

I travel across the galaxy to find THE Luke Skywalker.. climb up 965 steps... to bring him his lightsaber... once belonging to his father before him... and hoping to find my place in all this, including my parents. And what do I get?...

Help me J.J. Abrams. You're my only hope.

[Sassy Sidious @SassySidious]

Room mate: Idk if I should go see #TheLastJedi or not.

Me:

[Sassy Sidious @SassySidious]

@R2sleepyD2 @sassmaster_r2 Yeah ... sure ...

[Independent Rey @ReyLastName]

Actual footage of me going to my mailbox.
#blizzard2018 #BombCyclone

[Sassy Sidious @SassySidious]

@ReyLastName @Leia_Organa Yes. Let your anger consume you!

[Sassy Sidious @SassySidious]

I don't blame Mace Windu for the way I look, I just wish terrible curses on his ghost. However, I am at peace with myself so #My2018Motto is...

[Sassy Sidious @SassySidious]

@IAmRey__ #CarriePoppins

[Sassy Sidious @SassySidious]

#MyMoodQuicklyChanges from sassy to evil with the snap of a brain.