Munson

𝙏𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙢𝙚 𝙖 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛, 𝙨𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙄 𝙢𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙚. || he/they || fan account || 21+ || #BoundToNeverland

[Munson @SatanasObscenum]

// me vs using the WRONG ACCOUNT

[Munson @SatanasObscenum]

i have a lot of respect for parents because i have had a kitten by accident for like two days and i’m so confused and tired but she’s also like the cutest thing i’ve ever seen

[Munson @SatanasObscenum]

“oh eddie eddie when’s the next corroded album” please pause i am working on it i am just not that bright have patience

[Lisa!! Emergency Comms @kenmoos]

Paper Clippings kept in a shoebox under the bed

[Munson @SatanasObscenum]

happy pride month to me and the way my homosexuality has been dialed up to 11 in recent times

[Munson @SatanasObscenum]

He’s glad Steve is in his life too. There’s a lot of joy to be had knowing that Steve and Rory are around. They make him happy.

Besides, Eddie isn’t doing anything today anyhow, and he’s never too busy for them regardless.

[𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝘀𝗼𝗻 @NASAslesbian]

Eddie's the best, actually. Steve —

Well Steve's really glad that Eddie is in his life. There's free food and stuff too, as extra incentive for Eddie to show up.

[Munson @SatanasObscenum]

That would be fun! He would come, absolutely. He’s always ready to support the tiny one and tell Steve he’s a good dad.

[𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝘀𝗼𝗻 @NASAslesbian]

Yeah? Does he wanna? It's at an elementary school, so it's all of the actual real teachers and their kids. But Steve could show him the classroom he assists in.

[Munson @SatanasObscenum]

if he calls eddie he’ll come right over

[𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝘀𝗼𝗻 @NASAslesbian]

He really didn't want to come to the Memorial Day party at the school, but Rory is having a grand time.

[Munson @SatanasObscenum]

absolutely chuffed my coffee was free today thank you kind barista for hooking me up i owe you my life

[Munson @SatanasObscenum]

be still my fucking heart

[𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝘀𝗼𝗻 @NASAslesbian]

Playing peek-a-boo with Rory because someone decided she didn't want to sleep.

[Munson @SatanasObscenum]

shut up that’s so cute

[𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝘀𝗼𝗻 @NASAslesbian]

100% ignoring his homework so he can play airplane with his daughter.

[Munson @SatanasObscenum]

i need three shots of espresso and i fucking love whipped cream and caramel syrup it’s embarrassing how much i put in there

[Munson @SatanasObscenum]

don’t look at me when i’m being honest about my coffee order that is a personal and private situation between me and the barista

[quotebot against humanity. @cIowneryism]

i can’t mansplain manipulate manwhore my way out of this one boys.

[Munson @SatanasObscenum]

// holly my beloved

[Munson @SatanasObscenum]

give me a BREAK FOR TWO SECONDS PLEASE GOD

[Munson @SatanasObscenum]

@theteachinghair

so. what’s dad of the year up to today