Srsly Satan

God Incarnate.
In nomine Satanae, gloriosissimi Regis Mundi,
Infernum in Terram evoco.
Doce me vias tuas,
et revela mihi mysteria tua.
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Gay Leather

[Srsly Satan @SatanSrsly]

About Me? Gay, Leather, more leather, sex, lots of sex, kink, HAIL SATAN, Became God all by myself, Theistic maybe, LOVE dark occult and satanic imagery. Own lots of guns and ammo, not tolerant of insanity or stupidity.
Former evangelical Xtian. Fuck God! Fuck Christ!!!

[Christopher Cushman @ChrisCushman2]

The original pencil drawing… it’s been quite some time since we drew this way.

[Mr. Nobody @MmisterNobody]

Be honest.

You often think about leaving everything behind and living in the woods, don’t you?

[Srsly Satan @SatanSrsly]

@Acyn

[Srsly Satan @SatanSrsly]

@LucifersTweetz

[Srsly Satan @SatanSrsly]

@_TodaySatan @tedcruz The god of Cruz and Falwell wants me dead for several reasons. Why would I want to spend time in his palace?

[Srsly Satan @SatanSrsly]

If flock has never been hacked how come I can see the data that got leaked due to horribly lax security?

https://t.co/YkeHZyK1gO

[Srsly Satan @SatanSrsly]

@ImBreckWorsham

[Mr. Nobody @MmisterNobody]

They call us conspiracy theorists for talking about depopulation.

It’s not like it was written in stone or something, is it?

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

Trump just called on the ENTIRE WORLD to resign from the International Criminal Court in order to shield Benjamin Netanyahu from criminal prosecution for war crimes.

The level of blackmail they must have on Trump must be horrific.

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[Srsly Satan @SatanSrsly]

@L3GENDARYSLXT I srsly need to give myself a tantric whole body orgasm soon. I've had very few but every time it happens it's beyond what I can describe.

[Lugar Cinema🎬 @LugarCinema]

Necesito que se manifiesten todos los que han visto Brazil (1985) de Terry Gilliam.

[Srsly Satan @SatanSrsly]

@elonmusk @Inevitablewest The People voted for this.

[Srsly Satan @SatanSrsly]

@Inevitablewest You're all the ones that made this happen. You were warned over and over and didn't listen.

What you do is pick up your guns and go get him out. Oh, wait...

[Carnival of Horror @HorrorCarnival]

PHANTASM (1979) feels like a nightmare you can't wake up from. The Tall Man, the mausoleum, those chrome spheres… nothing feels safe or real. 🪦

[Xe @xeocho_]

truce