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master of social distancing 🇺🇦☯️✊☮️💯🎥 Endut! Hoch Hech!

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

CHILDREN OF MEN opened on this day in 2006 and quietly became one of the century's most influential films. Cuarón and Lubezki built a vision of the near future that keeps getting closer. The story of how it was made is a great read on the ATRM site: https://t.co/1Z65AKukrf

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Barack Obama at his last press briefing with reporters, 2017:

"I have enjoyed working with all of you. That does not, of course, mean that I've enjoyed every story that you have filed, but that's the point of this relationship. You're not supposed to be sycophants. You're supposed to be skeptics. You're supposed to ask me tough questions. You're not supposed to be complimentary, but you're supposed to cast a critical eye on folks who hold enormous power."

[Human☮🇺🇸🇺🇦🇺🇸🌊 @4HumanUnity]

Well, Donald. England is a country, Great Britain is an island that doesn't include Northern Ireland, and the United Kingdom is the sovereign nation that includes all four.

You get a Dumb with a "B." in 4th grade geography.

[Satch 🇨🇦 @Satchmolum]

@jagdeeper @DonnieandDhali League would never allow us to draft #1

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

This cat that is trained to use a regular toilet instead of a litter box and flushes afterward: it saves $ 4-5k every year.

[Mr_Fireside 🔥 @Mr_Fireside]

5'6 balding Phil Collins strolling around in an office shirt singing and drumming one of the greatest songs ever is the definition of AURA.

[Scotty Cameron @twitscotty]

Where did the "adult contemporary" genre go? Where are the middle aged men singing songs that neither fire me up nor calm me down, but rather make me nod along in quiet appreciation that a song is currently occurring.

[Craig Baird - Canadian History Ehx @CraigBaird]

Stanley Park in Vancouver is one of the most beautiful urban areas in Canada.
With 500,000 trees, it is larger than Central Park in New York.
Inhabited by humans for thousands of years, it has a deep history.
This is the story of that park.

📸 Wikicommons

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[Brandy Zadrozny @BrandyZadrozny]

Bonus for whoever wrote this chyron

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for the Norm Macdonald documentary — directed by Judd Apatow.

Releasing October 16 on Netflix.

[Snowy ❄️ Eyes That Steal Hearts 💙 @Mrsnowyycat]

My cat was showing my husband who the boss is...

[Vancouver Insider @Van_Insider]

#VWFC 👀

[Pulp Librarian @PulpLibrarian]

The Windows 95 video tutorial guide (1995). Jennifer Aniston and Matthew Perry star in the world's first 'cyber sitcom' that also teaches you where the C drive is and how to empty the recycle bin.

[Kitty Cat Empire @KittyCatEmpire]

waiting to attack the postman

[Star Wars: AnuHope @anumccartney]

"This was the problem last time" is INCREDIBLE writing.

[ABC News @ABC]

After multiple attempts, a shovel-wielding officer in Reno, Nevada, successfully freed a skunk that somehow managed to get its head stuck in a jar. https://t.co/j8K7FigW5J

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Friends forever…

[Every Movie Plug @everymovieplug]

Here's a break down of Val Kilmer’s reload in Heat (1995) and why it is still the gold standard of cinema gunplay.