Sudeep Satheesan

Author, Freelance cartoonist, Avid fan of football

[Sudeep Satheesan @SatheesanSudeep]

@ManUtd , keeping Ten haag with no Europe is lowering the bar and creating an unwanted precedence that will condone future failures... Before long this will foster mid-table mentality of accepting failures without repercussions

[Sudeep Satheesan @SatheesanSudeep]

@PhonePeSupport , I have a strong complaint against a phonepe executive who is setting up merchant account for us. He is unprofessional, lethargic and incompetent... Wasted so much of our time and still no outcome. How can you redress this problem?

[Sudeep Satheesan @SatheesanSudeep]

#WHUMUN
There is Nike and the duplicate Nikey.
Similarly, there is Haalaand and the duplicate Hojlaand
@ManUtd didn't buy the original.

[Sudeep Satheesan @SatheesanSudeep]

#WHUMUN
@D_DeGea - Onana =
@ManUtd 2022/23 - @ManUtd 2023/24

[Sudeep Satheesan @SatheesanSudeep]

#WHUMUN
@ManUtd didn't pay £86M for Kane but paid £120M for Mount+Hojlund, because they got more in quantity. Maybe they should have bought potatoes, would have got 1000s of them.

[Sudeep Satheesan @SatheesanSudeep]

@footballtweet What's wrong, isn't this the kind of decision making that made Southgate successfully build 'Nearly' winners.. assuming that's what FA has tasked Southgate to do, build a 'nearly' winning team.

[Sudeep Satheesan @SatheesanSudeep]

@GNev2 , after 10 years of mediocrity should we continue calling current state of affairs as crisis... or maybe it is the new normal; floating in mid-table fighting for CL position, or at least Europa League...
@ManUtd

[Sudeep Satheesan @SatheesanSudeep]

@ManUtd, replacing DeGea's magical hands with Onana's foot is not working out, eh? A goalie has to make saves first and foremost, and @D_DeGea was magical in it. Now, front and back it's the same, no magic, just innui
#MUNBHA

[Sudeep Satheesan @SatheesanSudeep]

Eric Ten Months is back!
@ManUtd
#MUNBHA

[Sudeep Satheesan @SatheesanSudeep]

Why @ManUtd chose Mount over Maddison? I guess just to get Ten Haag sacked in next few months.
#MUNNFO

[Sudeep Satheesan @SatheesanSudeep]

@TataPlayBinge The inefficiency is from the top.I said DM is not going thru, no alternative. Cust service agent keeps changing, everyone escalating,but nobody is taking https://t.co/5fM7opurSg are forcing an old cust out; that's the only option left for me now, switch to jio/Airtel @TataPlayin

[Sudeep Satheesan @SatheesanSudeep]

@TataPlayBinge, Accountability of your cust service is ZERO. issue opened since few days, agents are expert footballers: passing the ball. Tatasky technician is playing fool with customer, your agents are pathetic & helpless. Escalation failed. This is last resort. @TataPlayin

[Sudeep Satheesan @SatheesanSudeep]

@TataPlayBinge My DM is not going through. It's saying not sent.. happening only with your id. Pls suggest an alternative

[Sudeep Satheesan @SatheesanSudeep]

So many times power goes off in Hyd. Guess incumbent govt have become complacent for this year's election. #AAP #BJP #Congress @AamAadmiParty

[Sudeep Satheesan @SatheesanSudeep]

1 good thing about S.gate is he keeps it simple: pulverize minnows, beat weak teams, draw with equals & lose against good ones, exactly as it is on paper, no fuss. You can't win cups like this, but who wants that. Perform AWAP & gain fifa ranking, that's all
#Euro2024Qualifiers

[Sudeep Satheesan @SatheesanSudeep]

@ESPNUK Will struggle in UCL.. drop to bottom half in EPL.. howie gets sacked .. Luis Enrique comes in . Newcastle rally to 7th position..

[Pravalika Avl @PravalikaAvl]

Axis has fallen so badly in customer service last few years.. forget about regular customers, even priority/privilege customers suffer. If you actually care, reach out to me..
@AxisBankSupport @AxisBank

[Sudeep Satheesan @SatheesanSudeep]

A country where cricket ranks 4th or 5th have won more/all icc trophies..and a country where cricket occupies 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th spot - as usual failures and get away with 'learning for the future'
#WTCFinal2023
#WTCFinals

[Sudeep Satheesan @SatheesanSudeep]

Shardul and Umesh should be 12&13, but both in 11.. to give lots of runs, loosen the grip and take meaningless wickets at the end. Ashwin not incl, so S.smith got an early happy birthday gift..can amass runs now. Bharat? Because India doesnt have WK-batsmen, right?
#WTCFinal2023

[Sudeep Satheesan @SatheesanSudeep]

@ManUtd don't like aggressively pursuing Kane, so they will go for easier buy. Liverpool pursuing Macallister, Arsenal after Rice, manutd after Mount - a nothing player. Should go after Maddison to replace the one-legged champion Anthony.
#ManchesterUnited #FACupFinal