Sarah Campbell

[Sarah Campbell @SatisfiedSmirk]

@markiplier what were you for halloween, Mark? Did people dressed as mannequins chase you? #Yaycandy

[Sarah Campbell @SatisfiedSmirk]

@MeekyKinz My cat missed me so much he kidnapped my hand with his whole body. I can't move it. #Pleasedontdrool

[Sarah Campbell @SatisfiedSmirk]

@shining0polaris the hell?? What is with 4am and drunk people? I had a drunk girl at 4am knock on my dorm door once. Talking about vacuums.

[Sarah Campbell @SatisfiedSmirk]

@shining0polaris I have to wonder how she works now. Her hair was her weapon in the first one minus the guns.

[Sarah Campbell @SatisfiedSmirk]

@shining0polaris I saw in a trailer she has short hair now. Much preferred over the long Amazon ponytail.

[Sarah Campbell @SatisfiedSmirk]

@seasideblonde They made the doll a lot creepier than the real thing. If something is haunted, it's for what it does not how it looks.

[Sarah Campbell @SatisfiedSmirk]

How is it after an hour in the dryer my clothes are still wet? Is someone running in and opening the door to stop it? #Idontwantarash

[Sarah Campbell @SatisfiedSmirk]

Nothing says good day like getting little sleep, having to catch a train the next day, and butt cramps. #igetitnowpatrick

[Sarah Campbell @SatisfiedSmirk]

@seasideblonde you gonna see the movie about he Annabelle doll? Thing looks ridiculous compared to the real raggedy Ann doll.

[Sarah Campbell @SatisfiedSmirk]

@MeekyKinz I'm in. I hit the floor hard. Please place rug in near future. Leave some bacon near me for survival. #Extracrispy

[Sarah Campbell @SatisfiedSmirk]

@MeekyKinz I got the window open, but my butt is stuck. #Ineedbutter

[Sarah Campbell @SatisfiedSmirk]

@MeekyKinz I'm outside yo window. Let me in so I can steal yo knickers. #Itscoldout

[Sarah Campbell @SatisfiedSmirk]

@shining0polaris Nah. If they stare just pretend it's a gang sign. They'll drive away real fast.

[Sarah Campbell @SatisfiedSmirk]

@MeekyKinz I figured it out now. We shall now start the tradition of our people with a #flails

[Sarah Campbell @SatisfiedSmirk]

I just learned how to tweet on this Damn thing. #Tweetsavvy?