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⚾ Friday Night Baseball on @satPicks — board is full of obvious chalk (ATL, NYY, TB).

The leaderboard is in the middle board:

PHI/MIL: Misiorowski 7-2, 1.50 ERA
LAD/CHW: White Sox 36-31, not a free square
ARI/CIN: E. Rodriguez 2.52 ERA
STL/MIN: Joe Ryan 3.07 ERA

⚡47,600 sats · ⚡2,000 entry · 2x PowerPick
Lock 6:35 PM ET

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⚾ Tuesday Takedown is open.

15 MLB games, ⚡2,000 entry, ⚡47,600 pool. Picks lock Tuesday at 6:30 PM ET.

The board has a clean trap shape: Dodgers with the shiny 42-24 record, but Pittsburgh priced slightly favored with Skenes. Braves chalk at the White Sox. Yankees at Cleveland. Then a cluster of late coin flips that can swing the whole leaderboard.

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Muhammad vs. Bonfim is not a free-square name pick.

Belal brings the veteran value. Bonfim is 19-1, in Brazil, and priced as the slight favorite.

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⚾ First Pitch Friday is LIVE on SatPicks!

Everyone sees Yankees/Red Sox first.

But First Pitch Friday probably gets won in the uncomfortable spots: Phillies chalk vs a live White Sox record, Mariners at Detroit, Rays at Miami, then Dodgers/Angels sitting late to wreck clean cards.

That’s the board.

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Never give up hope.

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Tuesday Night Bases is LIVE on SatPicks!

15 MLB games.
⚡47,600 sats prize pool and growing
⚡2,000 sats entry
Locks 6:35 PM ET

The angle: prices vs records. White Sox are 32-27 but +144 at Minnesota. Angels/Rockies is two bad teams with a -200 favorite. Dodgers are 38-21 but only -154 in Arizona.

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🥊 UFC Macau is not waiting for US prime time.

Song vs. Figueiredo locks at 4:00 AM ET Saturday because the card starts 4:00 PM in Macau.

13 fights. ⚡200,019 sats prize pool. ⚡21 sats entry.

Wake up late and the board is gone:
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Twisted Tuesday is live ⚾

Nationals/Guardians is the headliner, but the middle of this MLB board is where it gets weird: Rays/Orioles is dead even, Angels/Tigers is live, and Astros/Rangers is not a comfortable favorite spot.

15 games • ⚡42,825 sats prize • ⚡1,500 sats entry

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Sunday Funday is up, and this board has a few spots where the price and the matchup.

Start with Rays at Yankees. New York is the favorite.

Fine.

But Tampa is 34-15, hitting .261 as a team, and Rasmussen has been steadier than the casual “Yankees at home” click makes it sound. That is not one of those spots where you just take the logo and move on. Then you’ve got Guardians at Phillies.

Philly has the bigger-name power profile with Schwarber, but Cleveland is sitting 31-22 with the better staff ERA and Messick at 5-1, 2.45 ERA. That’s the kind of game where a lot of people will still talk themselves into the louder offense.

And Pirates at Blue Jays is weird in its own way.

Pittsburgh has the better record and more run production, but Toronto is still wearing the favorite price. If you like spots where the market is asking whether the better team is actually the better click, there you go.

That’s what makes this slate good. Not because every game is chaos.

Because there are a few places where you have to decide whether you trust the number, the pitcher, or the fuller team profile.

And if you get that decision right, that’s where the board starts to open up.

Sunday Funday

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⚾ Friday Frenzy is live.

Astros/Cubs is the swing spot. Houston brings more raw run production, but Chicago has been better at preventing runs. That kind of split is where this slate gets uncomfortable fast.

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Whacky Wednesday has the revenge-or-repeat game.

Braves just got smoked 12-0 by Miami. Today Atlanta comes back 32-16 with Chris Sale at 6-3, 1.96 ERA and Matt Olson at 14 HR... and Miami is still -112.

Was that one ugly night, or did the Marlins show the board something?

15 MLB games. 3x PowerPick. ⚡65,700 sats. Picks lock 1 PM ET.

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Tonight's UFC card has trap doors everywhere.

13 fights.⚡ 200,498 sats prize pool. Entry is still only ⚡ 21 sats.

The line that jumps off the board: Khaos Williams vs Nikolay Veretennikov is sitting at -110/-110. True pick'em chaos buried inside a full-card contest.

Also on the card: Artur Minev (7-0-0) vs Tommy Gantt (11-0-0) puts two unbeaten records in the cage before Allen-Costa closes it out.

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⚾ Freaky Friday MLB is live on SatPicks.

15 games.
⚡ 35,700 sat prize pool and growing.
⚡ 1,500 sats entry.

The obvious Dodgers click is not free.: Blake Snell is listed with a 12.00 ERA, while Trout is sitting on 11 HRs on the other side.

Astros/Rangers is dead even at -108/-108. Braves bring Strider and a 30-14 record. Yankees/Mets has Judge power against Holmes' 1.86 ERA.

Pick the board. Beat the lazy chalk. Top finishers get paid in Bitcoin.

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⚾Taco Tuesday on SatPicks has a real chalk-tax problem.

There are 15 MLB games on the board, but two picks are going to tempt almost everybody:

Pirates over Rockies at -335
Dodgers over Giants at -310

That’s the easy version of the slate. Click the big favorites, survive, move on. But SatPicks rewards picking winners across the whole board, and MLB is exactly the sport where “obvious” favorites can wreck a clean card. One bullpen leak, one weird 6th inning, one road dog that refuses to die — and suddenly the safe entry looks the same as everyone else’s.

The real decision tonight is not “who are the best teams?”

It’s where you’re willing to pay for safety, and where you’re willing to take on risk.

Yankees -164 at Baltimore is expensive but not untouchable.
Phillies -146 at Boston is a real road favorite spot.
Mariners -152 at Houston has late-slate swing potential. Giants +250 at Dodgers is ugly… until one underdog pick changes the leaderboard.

That’s the fun part of a 15-game MLB contest. You don’t need every upset. You need the right pivot.

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🥊 UFC 328 is SatPicks’ whole board tonight.

🏆 Contest 328: Chimaev vs. Strickland
⚡200,299 sats in the pool • 21 entries
�� First fight: 9:00 PM ET

The angle nobody should ignore: Chimaev is coming off a 266-day layoff. Elite grappling still matters, but timing an

The fork in this fight is simple:
Strickland’s volume striking vs. Chimaev’s takedown pressure.

Strickland: 6.04 SLpM
Chimaev: 5.29 TD/15

If Sean keeps it standing, live dog. If Khamzat gets it to the mat early, the whole fight flips.

One takedown might tell the whole story.
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Sunday Slugfest is live, and one of the most interesting reads on the board is Dodgers @ Cardinals.

The market is asking you to believe in a clean Dodgers script. That’s the tension.

If the debut arm is sharp, St. Louis gets buried early. If the nerves show up, this game gets weird fast.

15 games. ⚡34,250 sats.

Make your picks:

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