Satyr Magazine

UCLA's Oldest, Youngest, and Finest Comedy Magazine (By Default).

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shut up @raybans

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this pussy tastes like umami like... ooh mamí 🔥🔥🔥

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It’s #BlackHistoryMonth! Venmo your black friends 5 bucks and tell them you love them.

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I hate the art, I love the ping pong.

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fit check 😳 the Half-Tuck is in people, get with the program !! this incredible comic comes from the tender hands of our lovely @cpikoart
and have many many more like this to come! just... you... wait.. 🤫 https://t.co/kiXrrb41Vg

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New Kanye West Album Set To Feature Jesus Christ Himself

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shoegaze but pronounced like fugazi

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Interviews starting now at Kerchkoff patio!!! Thanks for all the apps, we can’t wait to meet you all this week ! 🥰 https://t.co/bxPspM2TGA

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Make sure you leave space in your phone for all the numbers of hot girls (and guys and theys and thems) you’re gonna get after applying to Satyr! Applications open now until Oct. 4! Looking for more funny artists! Link in bio my sweet babies 😌🖼 Art b… https://t.co/q3wasEtjFd

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In honor of International Women’s Day i cut off my own penis!

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Marion Moseley is Ben ten

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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#ProTip Get you a man with a small dick so you don’t have to give a blow job to toilet bowl water

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Lisa Frank or Anne Frank... ones gotta go

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@clairehoff Bottle it

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New underage dating app - TINDERGARDEN

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#TheMoreYouKnowMonday It’s extremely difficult to know when sex is over when he has Tourettes