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Bluetooth via the tape deck. He/Him @[email protected]

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@Reds

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@dannyodwyer @FelixAndrews “We’re removing DEI”

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@maureenjohnson Is this about the election or am I projecting?

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@dotsonc Went to RFK when it was just DC United playing there. It felt like everyone was sneaking into an abandoned stadium for an illegal pick up game.

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@inkydojikko All they know is mashing A to get through the dialogue.

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@austin_walker @Yelix We'll recreate the juice in the aggregate.

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@jhoffman Life in Vain? maybe Thrill? True Love is the obvious choice, so that’s probably the one.

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@inkydojikko @SamitSarkar Salem’s Lot rips and Jayne Eyre doesn’t have a single vampire. Case closed.

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@patrickcotnoir Maybe you found a boogaloo in the wild and they thought you were one too.

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@dannyodwyer What a weekend.

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@PackBenPack Remember when you and @_janjerome went to the fraudulent Amazon convenience store? And the cooking? 🥲 it’s time to #BringBenPackBack

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@ChappellTracker Target should cut you a check. #influencer

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@havocmoth Those are complete horseshit. Sorry for your loss.

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@tamoorh I like big tweets, dad.

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@jackalltogether @dannyodwyer I also had a bunch of Trex delivered a couple months ago. I didn’t qualify for free shipping, but I just paid the fee because that stuff is heavy, long, and slippery. A nightmare for overconfident Cyber guys.

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@wickterrell See, the upside to being stuck in this infinite loop is that we’ll always have hope. It will always be dashed, but the hope will come again.

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@patrickklepek Go then, there are other worlds than these.

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@theflophousepod And they’re being greedy bastards and want in on that Patreon money. https://t.co/8xOFdqU3Id

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@pourmecoffee Hadrian's Wall never stood a chance.