Salem🤦🏽‍♂️

You are what you eat. Thats right. I eat excellence and poop gold and sapphire.

[Salem🤦🏽‍♂️ @SaucySalemander]

I don't always tweet, but when I do, it's from the toilet in the 2nd stall to the right

[Salem🤦🏽‍♂️ @SaucySalemander]

And yes I reinstalled twitter just to tweet that I met him. Don’t @ me.

[Salem🤦🏽‍♂️ @SaucySalemander]

Soo met @DavidArchie and he was surprisingly just as nice as we all think he is. My co worker thinks he should collab with @thegreatkhalid

[Salem🤦🏽‍♂️ @SaucySalemander]

Stressing? 🤔 you are 9 years old 😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/xnZlZojvQx

[Lil Tay @iamtheliltay]

Stressing but I keep on receiving my blessings

[Salem🤦🏽‍♂️ @SaucySalemander]

@EmpireCognition Where to?

[Salem🤦🏽‍♂️ @SaucySalemander]

Bout to leave and drive to California for the weekend.

[Salem🤦🏽‍♂️ @SaucySalemander]

@jav_ierv Been waiting my whole life

[Mickena Richards @mickenameliaa]

convinced @russdiemon can not make a bad song, I am in love with you ugh

[Salem🤦🏽‍♂️ @SaucySalemander]

Can’t relate but I’ll pretend like I understand https://t.co/XYjNrinCBF

[nikolsenyo @DontSmokeTweet]

I like the crying part https://t.co/CrzRn5qZPE

[Salem🤦🏽‍♂️ @SaucySalemander]

Really gonna miss you guys! I hope you get sent back!

[Salem🤦🏽‍♂️ @SaucySalemander]

@adammikie Hey bro, I’m Sal. What’s up? 👋🏽

[Salem🤦🏽‍♂️ @SaucySalemander]

Wasting gas to hang out with you

[Salem🤦🏽‍♂️ @SaucySalemander]

@Tycruz15 Real question... where’d you get your glasses? 😂

[Salem🤦🏽‍♂️ @SaucySalemander]

Me after reading literally anything @kanyewest tweets 😂😂😂 https://t.co/3x1zOh8tzF

[P!nk @Pink]

Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me.

[Salem🤦🏽‍♂️ @SaucySalemander]

Realizing that everyone’s TL is completely different depending on who you follow and what you like

[Salem🤦🏽‍♂️ @SaucySalemander]

@Jeremy_stocco98 ...Imma be an uncle finally...

[deleted @omaha101837483]

This summer is strictly all about making friendships and depositing pay checks

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

sick personality bro, where'd you get it, the really awesome friend I love and appreciate store? lol