pootie tang clan

👍: cosmology & deep time. Most 🎶 genres (-) pop & cuntry, 92% THC carts, any/all books.
👎: MAGAts et al, &🍅s

41f/pan/3 kids. They're ok, I guess. *shrug*.

[pootie tang clan @SaulTgh]

My parental devolution is best described using Pop Tarts.

1st baby (2005): MY SWEET BEAUTIFUL PRECIOUS ANGEL WILL NEVER EAT THAT GARBAGE

2nd baby (2011) POP TARTS ARE A SOMETIMES FOOD A SNACK OR DESSERT, NOT BREAKFAST

3rd baby (2014): YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO WARM THAT SHIT UP

[pootie tang clan @SaulTgh]

@IndigiTrans @RedoubtAFA He looks so angry. Scary angry.

[pootie tang clan @SaulTgh]

@nomarsWFB @RexChapman What a dork

[pootie tang clan @SaulTgh]

@schober_henry @Out5p0ken https://t.co/Atgz8fRBcP

I always share this when I see that question asked. There are a LOT of unanswered questions, but this one's been answered.

Tldr: his loaded parents did.

[pootie tang clan @SaulTgh]

@Voiceoverdrive @nathaliejacoby1 Reading the replies & so far, you're the only vote for not liking swears.

There have been studies on pottymouth'd folks vs Ivory clean one, showing that people who swear are generally more honest & intelligent.

Personally, I'm weirded tf out by people who don't swear.

[pootie tang clan @SaulTgh]

@a57a7ef30b0f4ce Also, Weirwoods in the Game of Thrones universe are named for him.

[pootie tang clan @SaulTgh]

Uh, pound adhdmomhack

Also pound livelaughlove (I hope I got the word order right in that one; who knows what eldrich horror will emerge if I'm wrong... again... *thousand yard stare*)

pound SOBLESSED

pound MOMLIFE

pound WINEMOM

[pootie tang clan @SaulTgh]

@OLightworker My jaw kinda dropped when I realized he really had listened & absorbed what I had been telling him.

Ugh, this still makes me ache (he was right, btw):

At 10yo, he told me that his dad "wears a people mask."

Cuz 10 yo kids don't usually know the words 'Covert Narcissism'.

[pootie tang clan @SaulTgh]

@OLightworker what I DO believe in: I think whatever energy that makes us US leaves for the cosmos, & will exist as long as the Universe.

He said, "Hey Mom, you know how when you die your energy goes out to space? What if your energy meets a new energy on the way in? Is that Reincarnation?"

[pootie tang clan @SaulTgh]

@MalyndaHale @Norwegian_Lars I was going to vote Biden strictly because he wasn't Spanky. I actually happily voted for him after the debate where he clearly demonstrated his understanding that ADDICTS ARE ALSO PEOPLE.

[pootie tang clan @SaulTgh]

@BordersTommy @socialistlyakwd @SaltyHamsterdr1 @RealABundy McGooch is bad, and somehow Bundy is even worse.

This state, JFC.

Cecil Andrus is rolling in his grave.

[pootie tang clan @SaulTgh]

@JimWyatt0984 @socialistlyakwd @RealABundy It's so embarrassing.

[pootie tang clan @SaulTgh]

@JettuJagga @AZGirl4646 At this point, the American flag might as well be all red instead of red, white & blue.

If I see it anywhere other than a flagpole, above the state flag, I try to exit the situation.

Also, I feel that burning the flag is the most powerful way to demonstrate its meaning. Just me

[pootie tang clan @SaulTgh]

Best part of my 16yo son working at The Bell of Taco: an old school (not on the menu any more) tostada *exactly* how I used to order. He made me 2.

That's how you cement your status as the favorite.

[pootie tang clan @SaulTgh]

@ptplayer My sis and I (she's 39 and I'm 41) use a line from this to make sure that it's "us" on the other end of a text.

One will text, "Ya dead, mon?"

and the only acceptable answer is "🥚."

[pootie tang clan @SaulTgh]

@MuellerSheWrote @boule_e

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@MacFarlaneNews

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@wildmonkeysects @RonFilipkowski This is my own highlight on my kindle while reading Peril. It still rattles the fuck out of me.