Saul Attack

Break then remake // Director Redwood Press // Build better brands // Creative Consultant // Crypt-keeper.

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@jrpsaki Moron. If they open and it starts snowing, staff can’t just leave there are closing procedures. Now they have to travel in dangerous conditions. Same thing your dumb administration is doing, shutting down businesses to stop potential death that will probably not happen. Fool.

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@JoanneRyanLalor Never heard of you. First and last take anything you’ve ever said will ever have any meaning.

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Everyone on social media right now:
“Witness my rage fueled by ignorance!!!”

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This weekend I was told I have ‘resting Liam Neeson face’.

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Every job has a salary tethered to performance... except politicians. I propose politicians should have a base salary and an option for bonuses based on performance. Every other employee has bonuses determined by the people they work for. In politicians case, it’s the people.

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@OutOfMiddleClas @The_Real_Fly @Exodus_Trades Come visit me!

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@euphoriaHBO 🤝 well done.

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Try to identify with your body beyond just sitting shotgun behind your eyes.

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Hey @elonmusk this ones for you man... Tesla Johnny cabs? See you on mars.

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Surly there is a heavy metal cover of the Outlander theme song??

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@henryrollins He Never Died, so awkwardly good!! 👌🏾

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Aldi is the only store you can buy boneless chicken, a queen size bed frame, car tires, organic quinoa, and a chainsaw.

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Roses are red, dog food is not, dinosaur hat dance.

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Best thing about @GoDaddy is when you call for help you get to talk to a stoned college student in Michigan about Cypress Hill too!

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Kanye's releasing a tell all book next month entitled " 50 shades of Khaki"

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I always start my day with an agonizing game of iphone scavenger hunt in my bed.

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My ideal girlfriend can handle high pressure buffet situations gracefully.

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Isn't it obvious... @papermagazine has teamed up with a different Kim in an effort to try break the… http://t.co/yIricPkV19

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Merry Christmas ya filthy animals... And a happy new year. Some dope new @boywolfco gifts finally… http://t.co/bwIrLNPKQG