Sauna Alchemist

Braindead LoL-enjoyer. G2 coper.
Opinions are completely retarded - you are welcome!

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@MoleculeLOL @tak_01_ What is stopping The LCP from importing a chinese midlaner? Visas?

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@Raachhl Po-ta-toh! Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew. Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish.

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@Raachhl @dGon @GiliusLoL Beware the burger.

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@notsoErudite In Denmark we have an open park that used to be the kings old hunting grounds. In the summer time you can take a horse carriage around in the park. The horses were retired racing horses usually. They would enjoy retirement once a day in the nature.

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@GiliusLoL How does this team not win Worlds man? I swear they would do the miracle run at Worlds.

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@Shakarez You are blocked because "Shakarez twitter curses Inc." is a direct competitor to Polymarket. Unlucky gg.

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@Shakarez You are an actual wizard. Showed my Arsenal fan roommate your tweets and he died inside during the pens.

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@ggDoA

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@Shakarez I have never played an expansion that felt so much like a new game as Blood and Wine. Haven't seen it since neither lmao.

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@kiittwy @sadgeyun It is obvious to KC fans that Kitty secretly controls the whole of EU off season and she swaps the players around like chess pieces.

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@JamadaLoL @YinsuCollins My roommate might unironically combust if Arsenal wins both the Prem and CL, while Tottenham gets relegated.

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@Wickdlol Unlocked of course. I am Danish, not an animal.

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@GiliusLoL I had a football coach who did this kind of talk if not even a bit harsher and it kindra broke some of the boys dream of playing. The kicker was that we were 12 years old and if instead we had been 15-16 it probably would have worked fine.
In proffesional sports it seems fine imo

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@TheBlueDolphina @sleepy_devo Usually the discussions I see online are about the when a life begins. You wont find a lot of pro life people in Denmark. In Denmark you can get an abortion up til 18 weeks of pregnancy if you are 15+ years old. No discussion, no questions asked, no parents involved.

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@Raachhl @FmrRepMTG Not a fan of horses Rachel? Well unfortunately we are donezo then. No way out except for the horse dewormer juice. MTG said so, so it must be true.

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@Shakarez @JamadaLoL "When you are 100 characters short on the essay."

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@Zaboutine The amount of times I listened to this on my 30 minute bike ride to school is crazy high. I swear it made me drive that much faster especially in winter time.

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@JamadaLoL Can this fucking cannon team win something for once?
Idgaf about football at all, but having a roommate who is an Arsenal fan is like having seasonal depression.

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@UkrainianAna Nah Ana, he actually has a legit reason this time. The bathrooms in the trains do not have a large enough baby changing station for Trump to change his diaper. This is usually not a problem on Air Forice One.