Prof. Alma Holzhurt

The horrors persist but so do I

[Prof. Alma Holzhurt @savage_prof]

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[Prof. Alma Holzhurt @savage_prof]

@pop_tartlet @THEJaxEsq Asking for a friend 😬

[Prof. Alma Holzhurt @savage_prof]

@pop_tartlet @THEJaxEsq What if I don’t snore but, what has been described as, “rhythmically cooing?”

[sean yoo @SeanYoo]

adam silver is such a loser

[Covie @covie_93]

About half of the epstein files is in Madison Square Garden tonight.

[OSINTdefender @sentdefender]

Ukraine has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever…

[Colb @___Colb___]

They booed louder for Trump than they did for the Spurs you gotta respect it LMFAO

[Prof. Alma Holzhurt @savage_prof]

Hands

Touching hands

Reaching out

Touching me

Touching you

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

One thing about me is I’ll keep putting stickers on this Bentley

[Cousin Brad @BradWCAttorney]

Speaking of tattoos, one of the MILFs on my jury just sent me this. Looks like this one is in the bag.

[Prof. Alma Holzhurt @savage_prof]

@kerionmywayward Its rather presumptuous of both his skills and your relationship with him

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Poor @SenMikeLee can't even get Trump on the phone after all that ass kissing. This is what supporting Trump gets you, left out in the cold.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

He’s learning that Helen is a more authentic Alpine village than anything in Germany

[pedro @evolv_pedro]

Gonna try this

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Just had our first Waffle House experience at 1am. Great food, great prices, and friendly staff. 10/10, we will be coming back.😋

[Prof. Alma Holzhurt @savage_prof]

@TacoKingCoco @DietCoke_Esq

[the cone @mcflurry_slut]

Remember when Ben Shapiro went on TV and said his wife’s vagina was never ever ever wet

[the cone @mcflurry_slut]

Remember when Ben Shapiro went on TV and said his wife’s vagina was never ever ever wet

[Prof. Alma Holzhurt @savage_prof]

That's my type

[kar @bustitopen420]

my favorite category of women are those with bimbo aesthetics but are actually incredibly intelligent and disgustingly educated

[Prof. Alma Holzhurt @savage_prof]

Watched "Song Sung Blue" last night and now I am on a major Neil Diamond kick

[Prof. Alma Holzhurt @savage_prof]

Oh, I love my Rosie child
You got the way to make me happy
You and me we go in style