Savage Kermit

The original @SavageKermit. Kermit Meme's Daily😁

[KUR @young7947]

I can get it back, I had it before..

[Savage Kermit @SavageKermit]

No lie. This might be the hardest song of 2017 bruh😳🔥❗️
https://t.co/XHd6vRS9hd

[Savage Kermit @SavageKermit]

When you forget to bring ur phone to the toilet

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"screw school", I say as I do all my homework and aim for A's

"you know what I don't even care anymore", I say as I continue to work hard.

[Savage Kermit @SavageKermit]

Me: I think I want to stay single

Inner me: Like you have a choice

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"screw school", I say as I do all my homework and aim for A's

"you know what I don't even care anymore", I say as I continue to work hard

[Savage Kermit @SavageKermit]

Murderer: *points gun at me* any last words?
Me: yea, thanks
Murderer: *lowers gun* damn, you wanna talk about it?

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Alcohol vs Weed🤔

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Me: I'm so happy I'm saving all my money

Inner me: now spend it all

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Lmao😂😂

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Me: I'm on 5% battery, I shouldn't use my phone

Inner Me: Keep scrolling

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me: they didn't answer back, let me text them again

also me: i didn't know u were a lil bitch

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"It's ________ birthday"
Me: Let me go tell them happy birthday real quick.
Also me: Did they tell you happy birthday?

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*Gets a piece of bread *

Me to me: "Now close it without the twist tie."