Savannah Schaefer

i just think it’s funny how...

[Steven Spohn (Spawn) @stevenspohn]

ter·ror·ism
/ˈterəˌrizəm/
noun
the unlawful use of violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of political aims.
"the fight against terrorism"

[Aly & AJ @alyandaj]

12.29.20

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

girls using🥺: guys using🥺:

[attn @attn]

This is what conversion "therapy" can do to LGBTQ+ youth. --@connorfranta

[mal @mal__jones]

my father’s day present to my dad is another year of not having to pay for a wedding

[Savannah Schaefer @SavannahSchaef2]

tears are reserved for cute puppies and sad movies and i live by that

[Satan @s8n]

You held someone’s hand before marriage? Enjoy Hell.

[Nikita Dragun @NikitaDragun]

bitch what part of ‘🥺’ did u not understand

[Savannah Schaefer @SavannahSchaef2]

@lillianlucille_ but in case anyone was wondering he is as beautiful in person as he is on screen and he looked at me so obviously i did something right

[Savannah Schaefer @SavannahSchaef2]

sorry i’m officially the coolest person you know cause loki looked at me

[LilGib💞 @lillianlucille_]

@SavannahSchaef2: *calls me* “you’ll never guess who i just saw in nyc!?”

me: “uh, who?”

sav: “Loki! Thor’s brother. ya know, marvel? I forgot his real name.”

me: “you mean tom hiddleston?”

sav: “YES!”

[Savannah Schaefer @SavannahSchaef2]

the cellular integrity of pineapple is lost when you put it on pizza and throw it in a hot oven. and therefore, that is why pineapple pizza is horrible

[Savannah Schaefer @SavannahSchaef2]

“you can be gay in farmers only”

[Savannah Schaefer @SavannahSchaef2]

life isn’t like a movie but according to theater majors it is

[Savannah Schaefer @SavannahSchaef2]

“just because you watch makeup videos doesn’t mean you’re good at makeup sweetie”

[Savannah Schaefer @SavannahSchaef2]

“i love how you think you can pick and choose out of the bible and put it into APA format and now you think it’s part of the DSM”

[Savannah Schaefer @SavannahSchaef2]

@lillianlucille_ @5SOS you’re welcome america

[Savannah Schaefer @SavannahSchaef2]

@lillianlucille_ YOU RIGHT B