Jordan Hall

Playwright. Screenwriter. @carmillaseries, Kayak, How to Survive an Apocalypse. Story Editor on @FamilyLawGlobal. Mostly off Twitter. Except when I'm not.

[Jordan Hall @save_my_script]

Merrick: You do everything wrong.
Buffy: Sorry--
Merrick: No. Do it wrong. Don't play their game.

(Neither his most brilliant or influential role, but absolutely the one that made a tiny, misfit girl feel seen. How lucky we were to have him💔.)

[Jordan Hall @save_my_script]

Am I a sunrise or a sunset?

Kiddo, I am "snorting awake at 4 AM with keys from keyboard stuck to my face."

[Sonja Bennett @sonjabennett123]

Wahoo!

[Jordan Hall @save_my_script]

(I’m sure I’ve sent this to some of you before. But I love it, so I trust you’ll forgive me repeating myself.)

[Jordan Hall @save_my_script]

Here’s to the season of rest, and healing, and a reminder of life’s capacity for tiny, unexpected miracles. ❤️ https://t.co/0nkxDZP75C

[Jordan Hall @save_my_script]

@EvilWillPascoe I believe the technical term is “nightmare fuel”.

[Jordan Hall @save_my_script]

Power has a long history of using art to “charity-wash” its crimes. Good for these folks calling out @scotiabank — They should immediately divest their stake in Elbit. Until they do #BoycottScotiabank

[Palestinian Youth Movement @palyouthmvmt]

BREAKING: Protestors disrupt @scotiabank’s Giller Prize Ceremony this evening. Scotiabank is funding the genocide of the Palestinian people through its $500 million stake in Elbit Systems, Israel’s largest weapons manufacturer.

[Family Law Global TV @FamilyLawGlobal]

Anybody else?

#FamilyLawOnGlobal

[Jordan Hall @save_my_script]

Stephen Harper is at my airport gate. Just sitting there. Like Darth Vader at the grocery store.

[Jordan Hall @save_my_script]

Here's a thing I learned today: The Stanford Prison Experiment took place in the basement of *Jordan Hall*. Super cool, history. That's not gonna mess me up at all.

[Sera Gamble @serathegamble]

WHY HAVE A TV WRITER ON SET?

Since they already wrote the script (and rewrote it 8 times, and tweaked it after the table read)?

Glad you asked, here's a thread.

[Family Law Global TV @FamilyLawGlobal]

It's time for a family reunion. Family Law returns to @GlobalTV and @STACKTV on Monday, May 22 at 8pm ET.

[Jordan Hall @save_my_script]

FAMILY LAW SEASON 2 IS COMING! Mondays at 8 PM starting May 22nd! It's the first season of television I worked on and I cannot wait for all of you to see it! Mark your calendars, rewatch the glory that is Season 1, and get ready for more hilarity than you can shake a Svensson at!

[Jordan Hall @save_my_script]

Hey Folks! The lovely #matthewariaratnam wants you to help send healing tones & wishes out into the world -- his website will guide you and your voice OR instrument OR jug band etc. etc. to make a joyful noise to share across the globe.

https://t.co/tcfRApjWoy

🎶🌍🎶🌎🎶🌏🎶

[The Only Animal @onlyanimal]

#artistbrigade #matthewariaratnam: send your healing tones and wishes out into the world alongside many others. My goal is to collect 100 tones from a broad range of people. I will diffuse these tones on bicycles in cities around the world.

https://t.co/YsqlfDteBq

[Jordan Hall @save_my_script]

If you're a Canadian who's ever wanted to write for film in tv -- The Senate committee’s decision in Bill #C11 probably just killed your dream.

@pablorodriguez: Section 3(1)(f.1) reduces opportunities for Canadian writers. #CDNTV #CDNfilm Read more: https://t.co/WqANZMf7kU

[Jordan Hall @save_my_script]

@HuelahL @arbutus_films @MrTayJ @procrastnwriter @meredithambrock @mike_works @KatieWeekley @sgheffernan @Shannon_Rayne @freyburg @nopantsisland Absolutely -- Cheers to an incredible advocate, community builder, and writer of A++ chilling horror content (across multiple platforms no less)! Thanks @arbutus_films

[Radioactive space weirdo @brawluk]

Hey-hey - so I have a short story coming up soon in @carouselmag and they're putting it forward for a Pushcart Prize! I'm really excited to have people read "Kiss of the Leviathan," which is a thematic sibling to my story in #QueerLittleNightmares.