Jack

forged in the fires of the yahoo comment section, bringing my contrarian retorts to the big leagues.

[Jack @savethissw]

@LASHYBILLS Clearly a toy to some ppl

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

At an aquarium after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes.

[Motorsport MP4 @MotorsportMP4]

“You’re my rival, not my enemy”

[Covie @covie_93]

Hunter Biden is out of f*cks and I'm here for it.

[Jack @savethissw]

@realalexsanglez @beyoncegarden You made this oddly political.
Try learning more about the straight of Hormuz if you want to go there

[Jeff Putnam |✍ @TheJeffPutnam]

It’s 1991 and you’ve just popped the TMNT VHS into the VCR and this comes on:

[Jack @savethissw]

@LeonardMJoyner @brutalcams Illegally burning on property, requires law enforcement to search property, bc of probable cause.
Read the fucking constitution before you pretend to grandstand

[Jack @savethissw]

@brutalcams This guy should not own land

[Jack @savethissw]

@LeonardMJoyner @brutalcams This is the wrong hill to die on moron

[Jack @savethissw]

@CaptainCons This is a class A troll post.
Hats off

[Jack @savethissw]

@WallStreetApes Aren’t most of these guys registered republicans

[Jack @savethissw]

@GeneralShermanH @Viral_0nX Using Sherman is beyond ironic for this comment

[Jack @savethissw]

@IAmLilRico @MarqToAim He’s talking bout you 🤡

[Jack @savethissw]

@IAmLilRico @ForceUniverse3 Things you say a lot in prison for 200

[Jack @savethissw]

@otokyo A cook

[Jack @savethissw]

@elonmusk Idiots doing special k together

[Jack @savethissw]

@travisakers Land of the free

[Jack @savethissw]

@DanOnBoard11 This didn’t age well.
Satire is hard, conservatives have never been good at it unfortunately

[Jack @savethissw]

@DanOnBoard11 @LLannote @WhitakerTA_ “It’s been that way for 20 years”
Vs
“I’ve been voting in Ohio for 54 years and it’s the first time I’ve seen that”
This is why twitter is for bots

[Jack @savethissw]

@Mappy6984 Look, I’m liberal af, but I’m in the Midwest where we laugh at shit like this.
Why are these idiots about to fight?