Savannah Jones

Writer and Stay at Home Mom of 3. My passions are many, my time is limited.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Trump's response to Meryl Streep--childish, churlish, petulant--is exactly why most Americans fear his presidency. Emtoionally unqualified.

[Savannah Jones @SavJoneswrites]

Just shared my new opening chapters with my Beta Readers. Excuse me while I go pace the room and try not to be sick. Lol
#amediting

[Savannah Jones @SavJoneswrites]

OK people! This is not a drill!! ALL THE CHILDREN ARE … #WritingMom #AmEditing #AmWriting #DoNotDisturb #SAHM https://t.co/I7vChvAxnp

[Savannah Jones @SavJoneswrites]

I have a new first chapter. It used to be chapter 2, originally chapter 4....isn't editing … #amediting #amwriting https://t.co/tqp7REDdAr

[Savannah Jones @SavJoneswrites]

Love when I remember to bring my writing along on a shopping trip and the baby falls asleep in the car. At least I can work. #amediting

[Savannah Jones @SavJoneswrites]

My cats are either suicidal or murderous. I can't think of any other reason they are constantly underfoot. #Cats #willbethedeathofme

[Savannah Jones @SavJoneswrites]

I've noticed my laundry is only ever all the way done when I'm avoiding focusing on my writing... #amwriting #amprocrastinating #writermom

[Kurt Eichenwald @kurteichenwald]

If the Trump Administration really starts a Muslim registry, I am converting to Islam and signing up. I urge everyone else to do the same.

[Savannah Jones @SavJoneswrites]

When you know your article is finally ready to submit, but you can't bring yourself to hit send... #amediting #JustDoIt #journalsubmissions

[Savannah Jones @SavJoneswrites]

All the kids are napping AT THE SAME TIME. I'm totally about to do work. NO ONE DISTRACT ME. #amediting #parenting #writingmom

[Savannah Jones @SavJoneswrites]

All these writers posting about NANOWRIMO and I'm over here just trying to finish editing my last couple pages...
#amediting #NaNoWriMo

[Savannah Jones @SavJoneswrites]

It's so much easier reaching my steps goal since I reduced my number of target steps by half. #exercise

[Savannah Jones @SavJoneswrites]

@JandyKnowledge ...Please can they do dishes too? #SAHM #adultneverendingstory https://t.co/Jh2amcGlIP

[Jandy @JandyKnowledge]

Being a mom is awesome I would just like for someone else to have to do the laundry.

[Savannah Jones @SavJoneswrites]

You know you're a writer when...you dream about buying a computer with a Word processor that actually works. #writerslife #amwriting

[Savannah Jones @SavJoneswrites]

Was able to get my old laptop to run long enough to edit 8 pages. Missing keys, no right click, slow, then crashes-but it worked! #amediting

[Savannah Jones @SavJoneswrites]

My husband just compared my cleaning efforts to having to constantly restart on the original Mario game. Can't disagree. #parenting #SAHM

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

My newest horror story: Once upon a time there was a man named Donald Trump, and he ran for president. Some people wanted him to win.

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Vice President Joe Biden accuses Donald Trump of sexual assault https://t.co/hhw93gebzR

[Savannah Jones @SavJoneswrites]

Can you imagine? Quotes by former Presidents: "Grab them by the pussy."
#NeverTrump #NotPresidential #protectyourpussy

[Savannah Jones @SavJoneswrites]

Sure, I've heard men talk like @realDonaldTrump ...it is usually a good indication of which men to avoid. #protectyourpussy #election2016