Savanna Pristach

LOVE my boys ❤️ Brenden & Lincoln

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Every time I try to be hip and do a middle part I look straight up like a Manson girl.

Sorry Gen Z, this one is a no from me.

[Savanna Pristach @SavPristach]

No 👏🏼 other 👏🏼 company 👏🏼 compares 👏🏼 to 👏🏼 what 👏🏼 Pixar 👏🏼 does 👏🏼

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@_a_neth I know it’s probably so hard for you to have friends that have babies. But If they are judging you for not having them then girl, you need better friends!!! Get friends who will love you and be there for you through all of your ups AND downs. ❤️

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@_a_neth Eat girl!!! I know you’re having a hard time right now, but you’re a strong woman!! Eat!! Sending love ❤️

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@katelyn_bailey9 I’ve found slim Jim wrappers underneath Brenden’s pillow before 😂

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@APmbrtn22 @nautikawithaK

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11:30 PM....wakes up because the baby is crying

11:35 PM....wondering why people are still sending me texts in the middle of the night

11:40 PM...realizing I’m at the stage in life where 11:30 is considered “middle of the night”

11:42PM...*insert quarter-life crisis*

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Today I had to bring Lincoln to the store with me because B was busy and the teething boy needed more medicine. He was difficult to deal with all day so I was nervous but he instantly turned into an angel and said hi to every stranger 😂 I can hardly stand how sweet he is.

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My earliest paradigm shift I can remember was in preschool when I learned “lmno” wasn’t all one letter in the alphabet song 😂

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Soaking in my diaper bag days with their many pockets for this reason 😍

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Completely serious question:

What is mask etiquette for drive throughs?

I never see anyone else wearing one in line but you’re definitely closer than 6 feet to the drive through workers?

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Baby didn’t nap well all day today so Brenden and I have been eating our feelings in ice cream (we rarely eat anything sweet.) Brenden is lactose intolerant. Pray for us.

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Update: tonight I asked him to set a timer for 8 minutes.

I noticed about a minute later that the timer was still at 8 minutes.

He didn’t start the timer because I only asked him to set it, not start it 🙄

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What it’s like being married to Brenden:

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I feel like everyone is the worst versions of themselves when they’re at Walmart

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Now that baby has passed 4 month sleep regression and is back to sleeping through the night...this mama is a completely different person 🙌🏼

[Savanna Pristach @SavPristach]

The greatest struggle in our marriage is that Brenden thinks that Saturday’s are for laying around doing nothing and I think Saturday’s are for doing all of the stuff around the house. Which is it?

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Men always laugh at women for going into public restrooms together but I bet those men never had to feel a little afraid to go alone...but no one wants to talk about that.

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I was asked to find his iPad before we left for work today and couldn’t find it anywhere.

Brenden then comes up to me and “can’t believe” that I couldn’t find it.

It was on the back of the toilet. 🙄