mini fridge

tough times don’t last, tough people do

[Neet @neet_sol]

Looking at the lives of your older coworkers and realizing you need to find a way out of this

[navarro @nvvarroo]

Cuando limpias tan bien tu habitación que la única basura que queda eres tú:

[НЕМАЊА I-IV @Nemanja_I_IV]

A dead man would give anything to spend just one day in your body. Think about that, and push your body to its limits! It's time to feel alive!

[Braden Gall @BradenGall]

This is what Twitter used to be for. Freddy is dominating. Tripled his audience by just having fun and telling his story. World Cup FTW.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

WORLD RECORD IN NCAA CHAMPIONSHIP PRELIMS 🤯

Ja'Kobe Tharp ran a 12.75 in the 110M hurdles to set a new world record!

[Jay’V @JayVTheGreat]

Is she retarded?

[Mat Nuclear @MatNuclear]

That *murderer was sentenced to 35 years.

[Maximilian @maxamax02]

For my 4 year old ah this shit was like crack cocaine

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

i’m so mad at fifa for banning tailgates at the world cup. these euro tourists would’ve lovedddd getting free hotdogs and beers shoved into their hands by an overweight dad named bob

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

This is the most “The European mind can’t comprehend this” moment of my life. One of my friends said, “Punch me five times tomorrow and I’ll still think this isn’t real.”

[Akira @Akir_a997]

I didn’t realize how good my parents raised me until I got around other people

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

my dad got a hospital bill last month.

went in for chest pain. stayed 2 nights. nothing serious.

the bill was $34,000.

insurance covered $21,000

we owe $13,000.

he's 67 retired on a fixed income.

i went back and looked it up.

the hospital reported $2.1 billion in revenue last year.

$2.1 billion and they're billing a 67 year old retired man $13,000 for 2 nights.

[Trilly Donovan @trillydonovan]

This account is living out the European mind can't comprehend this meme.

[brandon* @brndxix]

flying cars they said

[Swipa @SwipaCam]

Every single one of y’all that assault people for being a fan are GOOFBALLS.

[KAYDA STAN ACCOUNT @theslayk]

Y’all know that when the BP oil spill happened in the Gulf of Mexico, Dawn Dish Soap⁠ was one of the major products used during wildlife rescue efforts?

[Mike Bartner @MikeBartner]

Gayest thing I’ve seen all Pride Month 👍

[Fluka Magic @FlukaMagic]

2x mvp and “best PG ever” played like shit because people were mean to him online?