⚠︎ 𝚂𝚊𝚟𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 ☣︎

Call off your techno-boy-toy or I tell the cops what your mom keeps in the lasagna box

[zeko @zekoft]

abro y cierro twitter como si fuera una heladera

[prettybi$h💋 @prettyyprophet]

I be wearing the same pants idgaf

[🪐 @moonlitiraa]

When I'm making fun of my own country and foreigners try to join in

[Rin and Seri @rin_and_seri]

it's not my home but i know my way around
#Skyrim

[Ryomen Sukuna @IHATEyuji35]

Mind your fucking business.

[Kush @neverconvinced]

People are very good at finding reasons why their own behavior is understandable and yours is unforgivable

[BLISSISSIPPI BLEXAS AL MAMDAYED 2026 🌊 @Broganderss]

"both parties suck" people when Republicans lose

[darwin @NintendoGCN]

Took a photo of one of the most beautiful sunsets I’ve ever seen ❤️

[Chef | 🔞🐟 @lordchefmcd]

@punishedindeed They'll have to start pulling my nails and teeth before they get me to say Skyrim is a bad game, despite its flaws

[the man formerly known as indeed @punishedindeed]

Skyrim one of those games where I’ll agree with every critique of it until the end where you go “so that’s why it’s bad” and I’ll go well sometimes you’ll be walking at night with the northern lights out and Secunda will start to play so it’s actually the best game ever

[ᴡᴏᴏᴢʟᴇ @_teitokuma]

my thing with bands is I'll say "I like this band" and it's because I've heard four of their songs three hundred times each and know none of their other music

[🌱Reese ! (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ @miidoriyaaz]

some of you people swear up and down you "had a bad feeling" as SOON as someone gets into controversy 🫩🫩

[crawford🕷️🇵🇸 | HELLRAISER REVIVAL @NECR0PHAGY]

@littlegayeunuch go back to gay school idiot

[seele @megunacion]

In a world full of unicorn yuji… i am aliengumi….

[Splasher 1/3 @splasherwaow]

Thanks android suggestions lmao

[💫AstralWingz💫 @Zhane_Star]

the “both sides are bad” people are silently supporting the bigoted side btw

don’t let that shit fool you

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

anxiety will have you googling shit like “can i check books out at the library”

[Liana ˚˖𓍢ִ໋🦢˚ @highelven]

skyrim j'zargo of the mage's college i love you and your defective scrolls. never change

[sam pellegrino @eddieredclife]

[just got paid] I’m interested in purchasing some sort of item

[Rick @colonelhogans]

Charlie Kirk said Texas would never vote for Democrats in his lifetime.

He was right! 😂