Alf 🌐

[Alf 🌐 @SawceBoss]

you ever fuck yo car up so bad the mechanic start laughing?

[Alf 🌐 @SawceBoss]

America and I have a love hate relationship, it loves to beat me and I hate the beatings

[Alf 🌐 @SawceBoss]

I’ve met like 3 people who said their relative invented the credit card chip, somebody lying

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Season 5 Episode 21

[Alf 🌐 @SawceBoss]

nothing better than free alcohol

[Alf 🌐 @SawceBoss]

I gotta make a change

[wutty @wuthuh]

My g spot is in my heart

[.stuff @vintagestuff4]

“American Dream” Man sleeping on sidewalk under American flag

[Alf 🌐 @SawceBoss]

gah damn 11 years, this shit has really gone downhill #MyXAnniversary #MyTwitterAnniversary #FuckX

[trevy @chillextremist]

I have become comfortably unc

[Alf 🌐 @SawceBoss]

none of us are perfect, that’s what makes us beautiful

[Alf 🌐 @SawceBoss]

@undertaker

[Alf 🌐 @SawceBoss]

the most important part in your car is not the transmission or even the engine, it’s the speakers

[Alf 🌐 @SawceBoss]

we all out here just tryna find peace love and happiness

[Alf 🌐 @SawceBoss]

one day I’ll see sade live and everything will be right w the world

[Alf 🌐 @SawceBoss]

one day this shit will all work out

[Alf 🌐 @SawceBoss]

living the American lifestyle

[Alf 🌐 @SawceBoss]

I love sade so much

[Alf 🌐 @SawceBoss]

I just know they would love me in Jamaica