Speakeasy Sawyer

ASStrophysicist

[Speakeasy Sawyer @Sawyerwolfe]

When I die I want my remains to be scattered at Disneyland, but I don't want to be cremated.

[Speakeasy Sawyer @Sawyerwolfe]

I havnt pooped since 2015

[Speakeasy Sawyer @Sawyerwolfe]

Me to my homies when they show up with food for MtG

[Speakeasy Sawyer @Sawyerwolfe]

So the new pope is from Chicago, the only thing worse than being a kiddie diddler is being a cubs fan.

[Speakeasy Sawyer @Sawyerwolfe]

The new pope is about to emerge, if he sees his shadow we have 6 more weeks of lent

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

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[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

Me: “don’t worry officer it’s medicinal”

Officer: “Sir that’s a open bottle of Tito’s”

*lunges for the officers service weapon*

[Trope ~comms closed atm~ @Trope_Art]

A second Guts sword has been added to Elden Ring

[Speakeasy Sawyer @Sawyerwolfe]

When she’s got that gorilla grip but also harbors some right wing ideals.

[Speakeasy Sawyer @Sawyerwolfe]

@BethesdaSupport any word on fixing the invisible guns from the makeshift weapon pack

[Speakeasy Sawyer @Sawyerwolfe]

I haven’t pooped since 2015

[FadeHubb @FadeHubb]

Bro just destroyed his girls ankles💀

[Speakeasy Sawyer @Sawyerwolfe]

@keatiepete Me and my son fell asleep 30 minutes in at the movie theater and missed the whole thing

[Speakeasy Sawyer @Sawyerwolfe]

@Woody560 @BoutToSticky1 @BrandonBequette @nstrickland96 thinking of you all

[Speakeasy Sawyer @Sawyerwolfe]

What a load of shit