Saxon B

I need a drink. Sc:Saxon_Bealer

[Saxon B @SaxonBaeler]

*turns 21, walks into bar*
Can i get a bleach on the rocks please

[bailey moon a deux @baileymoon96]

ummmm sorry i cant come out tonight. i’m just so small and petite and

[Images That Make You Feel Pain @ManMilk2]

Wth

[Saxon B @SaxonBaeler]

If pain is beauty, i’m a pretty bitch

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

This is why I drive a Toyota.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

the barista waitin for u to tap the 40% tip on the iPad for ur microwaved croissant

[ᅠ @artindetails]

colors of the sky.

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

“ur up early”
bold of you to assume i’ve slept

[toxic king @toxicking]

Girls can swallow ya nut but not the truth

[toxic king @toxicking]

If they’re called leggings why yo stomach in there

[toxic king @toxicking]

We can either have a nerf gun war or have sex.

It's nerf or nuttin

[MOON LOVER @M1ONLOVER]

last full moon of 2022 and mars.

[toxic king @toxicking]

I blocked my girl on everything & the tv started ringing. I’m scared

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

"why y'all clapping at 3AM?"

[Arslan @thega1nz]

When she’s cooking Thanksgiving dinner and you see that booty sticking out

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

“i literally told you yesterday”

me:

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me showing the cashier my 100% off coupon

[toxic king @toxicking]

I be checking my girls phone everyday to make sure she ain’t texting Pete Davidson

[toxic king @toxicking]

Family gonna ask what i brought to thanksgiving this year.. Ima say beef & swing on my cousin