Paul McKeever

Streamer, Troll, General Tease

[Paul McKeever @Saxy_Paul]

@AirFranceKLM FYI my wife has been in a queue for three days with no response so far @klm

[Paul McKeever @Saxy_Paul]

Hey @AirFranceKLM our return flights from Tokyo-Edinburgh later this month have disappeared. Any idea why this has happened? Had a lot of bother with our outbound flights too. Can't believe you're stranding us on the wrong side of the world with an 8 month old.

[Paul McKeever @Saxy_Paul]

@EdinburghTrams think there's an issue with the card reader at saughton stop - just rejected everyone in the queue this morning! Making sure to tweet this before all of us get kicked off early...

[Paul McKeever @Saxy_Paul]

@Morrisons got a quick question for you, where's the duck? £30 could have been better spent elsewhere...

[Paul McKeever @Saxy_Paul]

@LockPickingLwyr Having a bit of bother with a lock, BorgLocks 3130ECP. One side of the lock didn't have the right code set to it out of the box, was wondering if you knew any workarounds for decoding this particular lock?

[Paul McKeever @Saxy_Paul]

@bt_uk seriously unimpressed with your company right now. Cant get an engineer out to set up a line at our new house for a month and told to check repeatedly on the app to see if a slot becomes available, and for 3 days this is what happens when I try to change it. Not impressed

[Paul McKeever @Saxy_Paul]

@GamersGate just placed my first order with you, because the deal seemed great. As soon as I put my card details in, however, the order was cancelled on your end. Any particular reason?

[Paul McKeever @Saxy_Paul]

Loving @thomascdean s album #HeKnowsMyName - thanks for the heads up @LRoseweir

[Paul McKeever @Saxy_Paul]

Lost german shepherd in Stenhouse in Edinburgh. Trapped in green area next to cross. Dog getting worried. Please RT until owner found or @policescotland pick up. Police notified already.

[Paul McKeever @Saxy_Paul]

@VirginTrains You misspelled #Bellend

[alex thomson @alextomo]

BREAKING - police could be stretched today as pro-Trump rally swells to three now.

[Paul McKeever @Saxy_Paul]

@SirPengin Try either East Kilbride or Cumbernauld... Both have been called polo-mint city

[Paul McKeever @Saxy_Paul]

So the BBC just introduced the weather presenter as "crazy swan lady" 😂😂😂

[Paul McKeever @Saxy_Paul]

@santanderukhelp 👍 #speedyresponse #goodlad

[Paul McKeever @Saxy_Paul]

@santanderuk recieved texts today about recieving paper statements. I'm happy to go paperless, but I don't bank with yourselves...

[Hugh Jackman @RealHughJackman]

When you’re trying to record a heartfelt birthday message .... but are interrupted by the least greatest showman. @VancityReynolds

[Paul McKeever @Saxy_Paul]

@Soupy86 You're far too young. Keep the dream alive Soupy!

[Serene @JabinSerene]

I’ve have yet to finish watering my plants 💀

[Paul McKeever @Saxy_Paul]

@WingsScotland any chance of a retweet? Got a spare ticket to go see Nathaniel Rateliff and the Night Sweats tomorrow night in Edinburgh. Going for the long shot here and offering it out to anyone who's prepared to put up with me!