Last night Taylor Swift visited me before my campaign rally to give commendations to my team
“Yeah he’s pretty cool, I’m voting for him! Don’t leave that ballot with a blank space!” [Lian, Swift, 09.16.24]
American Citizens,
The slogan for my campaign is “T&C”, which stands for Taxes and Castration (Like Terms and Conditions!)
As your president I promise to deal with those who threaten our Democracy. Thank you for your support!