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Words of wisdom from my precocious kid.

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@lmegordon Around the same age, my kid called drumsticks "chicken on the cob."

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@1followernodad What's wrong with the scarf tho?

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I wish Emmett were a piece of coal. Because then he'd just be stored energy. -Ella, age 8

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Ella: I keep offering you things and you won't take them! What do you want?!?!?
Me: For you to stop whining.
Ella (crossly): It has to be an object.

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"I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed." #LikeMotherLikeDaughter

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(Part 2/2)
Ella: Are we really having onion milkshakes?
Chris: No, I was obviously joking.
Ella: Well, you once put kale in a smoothie...

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(Part 1 of 2)
Ella: What are you making?
Chris (starting salad dressing in a blender): An onion milkshake.

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I hate the kids' bickering, but some things just sound hilarious when screamed in anger. E.g. "You can be your own ice cream man!" Doorslam

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E (Re: her new Browns t): I didn't want to act TOO excited or Papa would want to do Browns stuff with me and I didn't want to get into that.

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(2/2) I laughed and asked, "Where did you hear that?"
She paused, looked at me pityingly and replied, "Shakespeare."

She's 7.

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When I was taking down Christmas decorations, Ella hugged the tree and said, "Parting is such sweet sorrow." (1/2)