Sarah Rayment

stable genius

[antanddec @antanddec]

Last night we had the pleasure of hosting the ICAP = Impact event in London!

The evening celebrated the positive impact @ICAPCharityDay has on charities all across the globe, including our Making It In Media course with @PrincesTrust.

Thank you once again, to everyone involved, for helping to change so many people’s lives!

#ICAPCharityDay

[Madison Marriage @miss_marriage]

1/4 Her story is every commuter’s worst nightmare.
This is what happened when a Londoner slipped onto the tracks at a tube station one year ago. Or rather, what didn’t happen. https://t.co/rNf6J7vubv via @ft

[Sarah Rayment @Saz_Collins]

It was until I started following @fesshole that I discovered how much of men's lives was taken up with inconvenient shits and covert wanking.

[Sarah Rayment @Saz_Collins]

@SharonHorgan Rarely use the front door to enter or exit the house

[Sarah Rayment @Saz_Collins]

@qikipedia Cc: @tpsrayment @MooseyMoosehead

[Sarah Rayment @Saz_Collins]

@alicelamb84 @hollyshortall I literally came here to say this. Alice, we will forever be two peas in a pod 🤪

[Sarah Rayment @Saz_Collins]

@BeckettUnite Royal Mail Group made that operating profit (before tax and other deductions). The majority of that profit was made by GLS, and not Royal Mail UK.

[Sarah Rayment @Saz_Collins]

@RachelFairburn @tpsrayment Stirling Moss

[Sarah Rayment @Saz_Collins]

@jessphillips Weaponised ignorance.

[Sarah Rayment @Saz_Collins]

@ionlyplaymaumau @PoliticsForAlI @thetimes I came here to say this!

[Sarah Rayment @Saz_Collins]

@Carolin68375567 @Nigella_Lawson I would if I could! We moved from the UK to Australia last year and I don't have any family or many friends here, it's just my partner and our children. When the time is right I'll get to make it and I will savour every bite 😊

[Sarah Rayment @Saz_Collins]

Dear @Nigella_Lawson I'm desperate to make your Lasagne of Love, but I have a 6 wk old and can only manage short stints in the kitchen. Could I make the lasagne in stages, over a day or two? If so what would you suggest? Thank you ❤️

[Sarah Rayment @Saz_Collins]

@Nigella_Lawson It looks so tempting though... I'll try to be patient and wait a few more weeks!

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Sir Trevor McDonald reveals he’s thinking about getting the Nike logo shaved onto the back of his head

[Sarah Rayment @Saz_Collins]

@ShadyLawrence Lawrence, you're back! Sending you lots of love xxx

[Sarah Rayment @Saz_Collins]

@RoyalMail @CressidaCowell @NathanBryon @DapsDraws @PuffinBooks @LydiaMonks @Eloisejwilliams I love these!

[Sarah Rayment @Saz_Collins]

@holly_bourneYA Baileys

[Christopher Ashman @CAshmanActor]

dictator is short for richard potato

[Red Sky At Night @redskyatnight]

They also don’t walk round fucking Sainsbury’s, David

[Sarah Rayment @Saz_Collins]

@KidsWriteJokes @tpsrayment cool new rock joke for you