Jordan Sazant

On Twitter for the 3 Ds: Dodgers, Devils, and Distracting myself from the inevitable heat death of the universe.

Corporate restructuring attorney at Proskauer

[bonky @shesbonky]

McDonalds' graphic design team would benefit from having at least one 14yo boy on hand to vet final designs before they go to printing

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How is this even remotely worth challenging?

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@sck_2008 @ChadMoriyama Glad I wasn't the only one

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@ChadMoriyama Unless they've agreed otherwise in his contract. Thought there was heavy speculation (though no confirmation) that was the case

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

“Yeah bro I’m just worried about Kamala’s tax plan”

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@_Ben_Clemens It cost me $0 for the Dodgers to sign Ohtani and win a World Series. Was pretty awesome if you ask me

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@danpfeiffer *at a rally conducted largely to satisfy Trump's vanity

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@jeremydlarson Update: Vote her in

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I can't believe the announcers are praising that throw behind Wilson

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@ChadMoriyama Canadians are a different breed

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Freddie Freeman is built Canadian tough 🇨🇦

[World Champion Dodgers Memeteam @DodgersMemeTeam]

My god, Freddie Freeman. 👑👑���

[express written consent haver @KenRosenthot]

blake saying ‘there’s been a lot of people that wanna discredit 2020’ as if he wasnt trying to stop the steal lmao

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Buehler was Built for This™️

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Muncy has to be ready to swing there

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Teo has the chance to do the funniest thing possible #LetsGoDodgers

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To the sticks #LetsGo

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Could really go for an Ohtani 💣 right now