Sazzy C🌼

if God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise🐝 Ní saoirse go saoirse na bPailistíneach🇵🇸

[Dublin Dessie @DublinDessie]

I’m glad they won it for people like this fella

[xander @whosalex]

its so hot outside i fucking hate israel

[PoliceStationRep @thesecretbrief]

The dress is beautiful but the way he looks at her…. Even better. You can’t fake these things

[susie 𓆟 @_qwertygrl]

he maxed out the city services so they’re giving him simcity challenges

[َ @saintava]

i remember learning about weed for the first time as a kid and thinking "yeah this is something i'll likely be involved in"

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when your bf isn’t a fkn loser

[alain🏒 @penaltyk1ll]

every time I think I understand soccer they add twenty minutes to the clock and I’m too afraid to ask why

[frankie @belfastbhoy1961]

The British way . Invade a country, murder the natives and replace them with British settlers , have a vote and say the people have voted to keep the land British

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

It breaks my heart to see one of the most racist countries in history (argentina) lose to one of the least racist countries in history (england) in something as politically important as soccer

[David P GCSE (multiple) @DavidPGCSE]

I would simply not tie up my national identity in a national sport I was absolutely shit at. The Irish have wisely chosen to be obsessed with two sports that nobody else plays

[Saoirse 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @MarxistHeathen]

babe, wake up, they’re transvestigating the women of the Irish Republican Army

[CCP @PereiraCyd77098]

Probably one of the best tweets ever.

[BIG BETA SENSEI🥛 @Chad_Hominem_]

do you ever think about how the trolls in lord of the rings were playing the giant drums in 5:4 at the battle of minas tirith

[Rainesford Stauffer @Rainesford]

I admit I would like to see The Dress and would also like to read The Prenup.

[levy @1929stockcrash]

there’s an agreement with cash only businesses — you get to commit tax fraud and I get to pay a cheaper than usual price. but when you have Normal Prices AND Cash Only? greedy capitalist fucks

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

The smartphone really revolutionized the waiting room. Oh I get 20 minutes to look at my phone? Don’t mind if I do. The only problem is sometimes when I’m looking at my phone at home my home starts to feel like a waiting room and I realize it is and I’m just waiting to die

[Melissa Chen @MsMelChen]

Few people know this but Bosnia & Herzegovina has a weird name because the men are called Bosnians and the women are Herzegovinians.... kind of the way all orange tabby cats are male and all calicos are female

[Grace @gracecamille_]

If you ever cross paths with me on instagram comments here are the golden rules: if I’m commenting YUMMY so a recipe is sent to me, keep scrolling. If I’m commenting “you’re going to burn in hell” on an NYC tech guy’s west village apartment tour, feel free to chime in

[addison raetheon @ITARviolation]

hinge in your late twenties will have you absolutely convinced there’s no teacher shortage at all. you can’t all work in elementary education