Sally Baer

Is class over yet?

[Sally Baer @Sbaer135]

Everyone is talking about washing their hands but nobody is talking about how much hand lotion we should all be applying to those washed hands

[Sally Baer @Sbaer135]

The best thing to happen in 2020 is the construction ending on the turnpike

[CNN @CNN]

BREAKING: JOE BIDEN WINS

Joe Biden will be the 46th president of the United States, CNN projects, after a victory in Pennsylvania puts the Scranton-born Democrat over 270 https://t.co/pZ8pr4cMTG #CNNElection

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

And now we fight.

For Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

We fight. Just like she did.

[Lena @lenaaaaa516]

lehigh valley!!! we need to hold our local police accountable!! allentown pd has a history of using excessive force against black and brown people unnecessarily. i’m not going to be sharing names for privacy reasons [THREAD]

[Sally Baer @Sbaer135]

I wonder how much salt the @bonappetit test kitchen goes through in a week

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

Before you Biden haters abstain from voting this year or vote for a third party, remember you’re not voting for Biden.

You’re voting for Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s replacement.

[Sally Baer @Sbaer135]

I’m eating a salad AND drinking a kombucha at the same time so basically just call me health goddess from now on

[Sally Baer @Sbaer135]

Best 100k I’ve ever spent if you ask me

[Sally Baer @Sbaer135]

All college has taught me so far is that people are flakes and unreliable and how to pronounce incredibly long words with two many consonants that I will never say in conversation. I wonder what my last three months will teach me.

[James @CaucasianJames]

why wasn’t i invited to ur wedding? we were lab partners bro

[Sally Baer @Sbaer135]

Can’t tell if I actually wanna work out or if I actually just don’t wanna study

[Sally Baer @Sbaer135]

I wonder if my kindergarten reading buddy from when I was in 5th grade is a douche now that he’s in high school

[Sally Baer @Sbaer135]

Ahh what a delicious cookie

[Sally Baer @Sbaer135]

There’s a special place in hell for people who ride their bikes on the sidewalk

[Sally Baer @Sbaer135]

To the fellow female I saw crying outside Osmond lab today: you don’t need him

[Sally Baer @Sbaer135]

Me: ~stressed about my exam this week~ Me: realizes I have at least one exam a week until thanksgiving