Sam

Lemme tell you somthing

[Sam @sBarnYARD]

having a deaf boss is absolutely electric. i’ll ask him the most serious question and he’ll just come back with “ Hot Dog Sandwich?!??!!!!!???”

[Sam @sBarnYARD]

my bosses pants caught on fire today cause he’s a moron and before anyone even thought about water or a hose there was 3 phones out and recording. the finest content, good job men.

[Savage @Savageboston]

I need it

[Sam @sBarnYARD]

some dumb idiot on a electric scooter blasted themselves into my back door and now it won’t open. i hope your legs hurt or something you moron.

[Sam @sBarnYARD]

making a presentation for website changes and sales ideas to present to our companies “ board” but it’s really just my bosses hardcore Italian wife and she actually scares the fucking shit out of me, please send help

[Sam @sBarnYARD]

i just be driving around at work looking for a new food truck everyday. i’m not going to work i’m going to flavortown mtherfuckers

[Sam @sBarnYARD]

@JPWVOH @BTBSupport A freebie on a Monday would be very cash money of you Jason.

[Muntadhar al-Zaidi @muntazer_zaidi]

I am ready 😉

[Sam @sBarnYARD]

@elmopengu 🥹

[Sam @sBarnYARD]

Getting together a group of like minded individuals to collectively, dress up as Guy Fieri for Halloween.

[Sam @sBarnYARD]

I don’t need a coffee before work. I just merge onto route 2 ready for war

[Sam @sBarnYARD]

09 MALCOLM INTERLUDE- FT MAC MILLER by Thelonious Martin on #SoundCloud
https://t.co/PvQUw7fjIY

[Sam @sBarnYARD]

Life’s crazy I just sent far to many “ happy fathers day” texts

[Sam @sBarnYARD]

Living next to fire/police station around the holidays blowsssssss They’re tootin and doing the wee woo’s every fucking ten seconds!!!!!!!

[Sam @sBarnYARD]

Boss had a kidney stone but left the hospital to show up on a jobsite in pajamas to bring us coffees. My man’s is diffffferent

[Sam @sBarnYARD]

@Trev2196 @BurkeDoesWorkk It was actually so genuine

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Jackson Mahomes’ cell block after two weeks

[Sam @sBarnYARD]

@Trev2196 Trevor it’s a joke about a basketball player who transferred from another school………