Scott E. Bartner

I am an artist battling the forces of mediocrity, languor and caffeine-induced anxiety. Winner Dutch Portrait Prize 2019.

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@kamasys Wel heerlijk, maar ik mis groente.

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Waar ben ik? Because after a few of these, it might as well be Six Flags Over Texas.

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@kamasys Precies!

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@mikeyperera This one will be fun to watch.

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@Mishi_2210 The answer is “not “300””.

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@KaleyC97458 The tennis court.

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@sweet_nector1 If you’ve ever owned a vintage Marantz preamp, you’ll know.

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@HarmenFS Bedankt! Beste wensen Harmen.

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Something I've been working on. Oil on linen panel, 51 cm. x 61 cm.

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@eupke @Nkruif I’ve seen videos of people stealing delivered packages which suddenly explode, covering them with neon colored paint. Your idea has merit.👌🏽

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@Matt_Pinner Sylvester Stallone auditioning for Magnum, P.I.?

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@femalebodybuil6 This is The Partridge Family era, 1973.

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@IkbenHansie Charlie's Maastricht

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@VintageRockN_85 I would lean towards Joe Walsh for his musicianship, getting his act together and acting as peacemaker during the Eagles years.

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@NoDMsPerfavore Neither. The one on the left looks like land of the cue balls, and the one on the right looks like Jim Morrison's snake.

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@realssullivan Quiz: How many “Maggies” have you played throughout your career? (No cheating.)

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@SalmaCNN How do I know you’re not a tennis fan? 😂

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@historyrock_ David Lee Roth ran around the stage dressed like a bare-assed Road Warrior character. That must count for something?!

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@MiesjeB I’ve been wondering about the repercussions of this..

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@Hoang_HQ There's of course I Feel Love sung by Donna Summer. But recently the French techno duo Polo & Pan created The Mirror with their take of the Giorgio Moroder disco beat. In fact, I'm hearing it in Dutch TV commercials as well.