Steve Beekmon

CEO | Web 1.0 veteran | Crushing success metrics like empty beer cans

[Steve Beekmon @SBeekmon]

Anyway, I'm back now and ready to make tweets again. What did I miss?

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Didn't set out to go on a two year long bender, but as Steve Jobs once said vis a vis the Powermac g4 cube: fuck it

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Ok, back from Singelbarrel. That was a long drink, friends

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@MaryOGFalIon 👍😘🍺🌹

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Screw it, going to Singlebarrel if anybody asks for me

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Between precipitous failure and solidly slow-motion failure lies #leadership

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I regret nothing.

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All this rain and intrigue happening at once, feel like Woodman and Bernstern

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My oldest showed me how to use TOR, covering my tracks, Snowden-style

[Mary O.G. Fullon @MaryOGFalIon]

@marshawright Great book, evened out the wobble in my table. All I'm saying is I can offer a service in an area where you are deficient.

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This rain is murder on my hair

[Mary O.G. Fullon @MaryOGFalIon]

@SBeekmon @audiechambrln @InmanNews @PartnersTrust @YouTube @EpochTimes @facebook @Myspace Great implementation of #analog #innostrategy

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Who the hell wants a phone that bends??

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Back in the old days, engineers ran this town. Now it's a bunch of @PhilzCoffee-swilling UX clowns who think Jony Ive is the second coming.

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Sorry haven't been tweeting sat on my Iphone 6 at the 19th hole and it bent. Proves the Valley has gone soft, an HP workstation never bent.

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@MaryOGFallon @audiechambrln @InmanNews @PartnersTrust @YouTube @EpochTimes @facebook had similar success using paid @myspace glitter gifs

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Not me. I'm a card carrying member of Methusaleh Circle at the Cal. Longevity Institute: "Why I Hope to Die at 75" http://t.co/Q2qkEIe1H1

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I think i just got "sub tweeted"

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@Babsoconn @MaryOGFallon how do i access from Black Berrie? asking for a friend