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Jay Birmingham is a deadly individual. This man will ruin the career of anyone who enters his zone.

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Listen, if your team is well rounded, and you just need someone reliable to help protect your QB, just draft Ben Britt. There is zero risk with this guy. Might not be the most exciting pick, but this guy is a guaranteed gem.

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Bobby Barrett has arms the size of paint cans.

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The 3 cone drill is likely going to be dominated by Harold Smith.

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This might be the worst QB class we have seen in over a decade.

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Alan Clayton's legs alone are enough to land him on a starting roster in the SBFL.

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BREAKING: Sources from inside the locker room say that Slaw gave the most inspirational speech they had ever heard to motivate his SBI team during halftime.

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QB Slaw has tweeted that he will make his second straight start in the SBI, even though league doctors highly advise against it.

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QB Slaw is listed as Questionable for the SBI. His agent is not releasing the details, but it is rumored that he broke his thumb on his throwing hand while playing volleyball.

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The teams for Smacka Bowl Invitational II are expected to be drafted some time this week.

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Anthony Widmer is going to make an excellent coach some day.

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Nope. Don't give a damn what anyone says. Earl Rice is not human.

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It is just literally unfair how quickly Haywood gets off the line. Someone his size shouldn't be able to take off like that.

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Did anyone see that Columbia game over the weekend? Say it with me now... "JERMAINE. HODGES. IS. UNDER. RATED."

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QB Chessiby has some real zip on the ball, he just has no ability to extend a play, and that's what is hurting USC's offense the most right now.

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Ever since Cole Slaw announced he would once again be entering the SBFL draft, Slaw merch has been selling like crazy. The people want Slaw, apparently.

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Turns out Sam Fisher's uncle is the team chef for the Seattle Seahawks, and he's been able to run routes with the team during practice during the last three years of college.

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Octagon. Viable. Root. King. Rely. Loose. Lubricant. Polished. Oregon. Frugal. Fiesta. Busted. Salsa. Dutchess. Overgrown. Bottlecap. Selective. Origami. Levers. Develop. Napkin. Snowfall. Deceitful. Relevance. Overwhelm. Timetable.

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Fun Fact: The top four teams in the league combine for a total record of 28-3.

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After his pitiful performance in the SBI, QB Slaw has elected not to follow through with entering the SBFL draft. This marks the first time a player has backed out of the draft in league history. No word on where he will play instead.