PARODY Adolf Kristjansson

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CEO of Starbreeze. AI Professional. King of layoffs.

[PARODY Adolf Kristjansson @SBZ_CEO]

Over to you, #Payday fans! On the heels of our iconic collab with @PUBG, which of these global powerhouse media franchises do you think we should do our next collab with?

[Rukku @rukkuplays]

Sorry @PAYDAYGame it was a pillow <3

[PARODY Adolf Kristjansson @SBZ_CEO]

@pdLucky13 That's half as many subs as Payday 3 has concurrent players!

[PARODY Adolf Kristjansson @SBZ_CEO]

@UnntIIgbI @CPU_CWCSonichu Go back to your Undertale porn you despicable gremlin.

[PARODY Adolf Kristjansson @SBZ_CEO]

Well, looks like Sonichu won! @CPU_CWCSonichu let's see if we can work something out ;)

[PARODY Adolf Kristjansson @SBZ_CEO]

Over to you, #Payday fans! On the heels of our iconic collab with @PUBG, which of these global powerhouse media franchises do you think we should do our next collab with?

[PARODY Adolf Kristjansson @SBZ_CEO]

@Juan_elizalde2 @StarbreezeAB @PAYDAYGame I've tried that, unfortunately I can't get it to work with PD3. Have you had any luck using it with PD3?

[PARODY Adolf Kristjansson @SBZ_CEO]

Apparently adding the label wasn't enough. The talentless retards at @StarbreezeAB & @PAYDAYGame still got pissy and now I need to spell it out in the username too.

[PARODY Adolf Kristjansson @SBZ_CEO]

@Fearlessplays12 @StarbreezeAB @PAYDAYGame I guess you're one of the short bus kids who couldn't spot the satire. Were your parents siblings or something?

[PARODY Adolf Kristjansson @SBZ_CEO]

@Hyperknux333 @StarbreezeAB @PAYDAYGame @PAYDAYGame @StarbreezeAB ALERT ALERT THIS GUY USED A DLC UNLOCKER SEND THE MURKYWATER ASSASSINS AFTER HIS ASS

[PARODY Adolf Kristjansson @SBZ_CEO]

@OverlyMinty @StarbreezeAB @PAYDAYGame Payday 2 launched with like a 94% review score and managed to hold that til they added Microtransactions in 2015. To this day, Payday 2's lowest ever review score (75%) is higher than Payday 3's highest (45%). It's hilariously pathetic and it makes me want to lay off some staff.

[The Dallas Destroyer @pdLucky13]

@SBZ_CEO Somehow... Adolf returned.

[PARODY Adolf Kristjansson @SBZ_CEO]

@StarbreezeAB @PAYDAYGame But anyway yeah go waste four bucks on the Swedish weapon pack (that's only ⅔ Swedish) or whatever. If I find a DLC unlocker I'll post it here.

[PARODY Adolf Kristjansson @SBZ_CEO]

@pdLucky13 I cannot be killed that easily.

[PARODY Adolf Kristjansson @SBZ_CEO]

@almirlisto Happy travels big dog!

[PARODY Adolf Kristjansson @SBZ_CEO]

@AstroPkReal Yeah I'm surprised more people didn't notice at the time.

[PARODY Adolf Kristjansson @SBZ_CEO]

Joy is trans btw
🏳️‍⚧️

[PARODY Adolf Kristjansson @SBZ_CEO]

@BryAcel @PUBG - New engine
- New mechanics
- New graphics

Yeah that's literally what Payday 3 fuckin is already you special head.

[PARODY Adolf Kristjansson @SBZ_CEO]

Heisters! I am pleased to share that #PAYDAY3 has broken the 1000 player barrier! Our collaboration with @PUBG brings in more and more heisters every day, and we're thrilled to have you all heisting with us on the streets of New York! 2026 will be the year of Payday!

[PARODY Adolf Kristjansson @SBZ_CEO]

@T0NNY_SAD @almirlisto What'd you do?

[PARODY Adolf Kristjansson @SBZ_CEO]

OK NEVER MIND. ABORT MISSION. I HAVE SEEN THINGS THAT CANNOT BE UNSEEN. GOON SESSION TERMINATED.

[PARODY Adolf Kristjansson @SBZ_CEO]

Heisters! I will be browsing Payday content on Deviantart for inspiration for new cosmetics to add to #PAYDAY3! Does anyone have any specific recommendations for tags to search up?

[PARODY Adolf Kristjansson @SBZ_CEO]

Fuck! How could I forget maid dresses? Those are classic, we need those as cosmetics too.