alex

where’s my spicy chicken sandwich

[lilo💋 @factsaccountt]

A whole generation grew up watching Dolly Parton on Hannah Montana. It hurts so much more today. 😭

[RADBLOG ☢️ @Radblogtv70]

Know your Breasts. Save your Life.

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

i will honor dolly, as i always have, by having huge boobs & being kind

[celty ⋆˙⟡ @whyc3lty]

why is kingdom hearts 1 harder than elden ring

[Slim Dyke @notmaryshea]

i can’t stop saying it’s all corrupt girl but like. it is all corrupt girl

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

I need my weird alone time or I’ll go insane

[hey @loveheqrts]

the balloons inside the box at the gender reveal

[will defries @willdefries]

no one:

my two-and-a-half-year-old with play-doh in front of him:

[r @_rzua]

was what we had real or cake

[alex @ScallopsAlex]

@DailyLoud MM in

[حمزة 𓂆 @probablyhamza]

The weather is so hot so here's a list of things you need to watch out for:
1. how you speak to me

[jess @abolish_jess]

i’d be such a bad lawyer bc i’d be listening to the other side and go wait teaa i never looked at it that way before

[comfort ◡̈ @irenicbieber]

THE HAND HEART

[Fabienne @FabienneXIII]

EVERYTHING HALLELUJAH

[ٰ @memesbyfavour]

my ass is so fat because it’s full of love and whimsy

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all